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Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga is a CIA-trained mind control expert who was surgically altered to look like a woman so he could practice his art on fans' minds.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Bionicle Is Warhammer 40k

The "Great Beings" are really the Adeptus Mechanicus and the Deus Mechanicus, the Tech-Priest tried to make a Titan with fully mechanical super solders inside to replace the SM but some of them were corrupted by chaos so they dumped the titans on planets far from the Imperium, some of the machines started to act oddly on one of the planets so the Tech-Priest Angonce stayed behind to study them. He later reported back that they were showing life like behavior. When the Inquisition heard of this t

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Red, White And Blue...

Russia France Norway Iceland GB Netherlands Slovenia Slovakia Luxembourg Czech Republic Australia New Zealand Thailand Puerto Rico Cuba Samoa Panama Laos North Korea Chile Cambodia Nepal USA ... Most. Boring. Color. Combination. Ever.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Kuchisake Onna

Kuchisake Onna, also known as The Slit-Mouth Woman, is a Japanese urban legend about a disfigured Japanese woman who brandishes a large scissors and preys on children. She has an enormous slit mouth, which extends from ear to ear in a horrible, permanent smile. The Slit Mouth Woman walks the streets of Japan, wearing a surgical mask and hunting for children. If you cross her path, she will stop you and ask you a question. If you give her the wrong answer, there will be horrible consequences.  

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

I'd Like To Clear A Few Things Up

Sociopath= someone who does bad things and doesn't feel bad about it. Psychopath= someone who attacks the president becuase Captain Crunch came out of their cereal box and told him he would eat his soul if he didn't do his bidding. Schizophrenic= someone who took the imagery friend thing a little too far  

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

My Life Has Fliped

This time for the much, much better.     If you remember some of my entrys from a bit back you'll remember about my friend dying and other suck-y stuff. Well over the corse of 3 months the fallowing has happened;     Found out I have a high enough score to go to university I now have a girl friend who loves me dearly :3 I might be getting a job that pays three times as much for half the hours My sleeping habits have become less addict And I've broken some strong addictions.     I feel so

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

I Hate My Body

I can bench press a little more than twice my body weight but I'm still a skinny looking thing =\       WATS WRONG WITH ME

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Hai Gais I'm Ruining The World

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS A JOKE, WHAT THE POINT OF THE JOKE IS, OR ONCE IT'S BEEN EXPLAINED TO ME IN VERY SMALL WORDS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THE JOKE IF I DON'T AGREE WITH IT! HAHA I'LL JUST REPORT FOR PROTO HAHA!!! [/everyother person on the internet]       You know who you are and so do we.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Know What You Guys Can Do Before You Report Me?

You could you know, ask me to remove it?     It seems that most of what gets me in trouble is that someone doesn't like something I post, they make a long winded rant about how I'm wrong/a bad person, I get mad, they report me for pwoto.     You could save us both a lot of time if you just said;   "That offends me, could you please remove it?"     I'd be like;   "k, sure"   and you'd be like;   "awesome, thanks man."     You guys want me to be reasonable? why don't you try being reasona

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

I Wanna See

I want to see a war thats so awful and depraved that people get sick of war.     I wanna see entire city's drafted into the an opposing army to be used as meat shields, I wanna see massive sky ships roaming arose the country side firing massive cannons at anything on the roads, I wanna see places turned to glass from nuclear bombing, I wanna see thousands of men all running to there deaths in open machine gun fire, I wanna see small children forcefully taken from there parents to be used in mi

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Jonestown Bartender

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