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A Decade In Reviwe

2000; Pretty awesome. All the boy bands are breaking up, the internet gains popularity, and the rams win a super bowl. 2001; Feels bad man. Mostly due to all the paranoia 9/11 caused, it was like living in 1984. 2002; ...? did anything happen in 2002? 2003; Decent year. First Bionicle movie comes out, but Homeland Security and the shuttle accident also happened... 2004; Meh. Reagen died and bionicle had great sets this year but the story sucked. 2005; Feels bad man. Hunter S Thompson killed

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

I'm Almost Ready For The Apocalypse.

Equipment; Heavy denim jacket with gas flaps, water proofed combat boots, WW2 steel helmet, auto-knife, razor blade, magnesium ribbon in glass tube, flash light, large combat knife, glycerin, hammer, wire cutters, pliers.   Not show; black powder tin, home made acid proof goggles, bolt cutters, heavy denim back pack, glass and metal containers, about ten feet of copper wire, garage door opener.   Still need; Gas mask, fire arm of some kind, preserved food.  

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

God [i Wish I Could Swear So Badly Right Now]

My gums are reseeding more and one of my molars fell out but I'm to scared of going to the dentist.   I can   A, ignore it and let it get worst B, go to insane dentist and get some help even thought I know it's gonna be the worst thing ever.     God [censored] it, I [censored] hate my [censored] mouth.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

When I Lived In New Jersy

We had a decent house in a nice area, and it was sold to us for an stupidly low price.     No it wasn't haunted but we did find some really messed up stuff there;   In the basement in a small metal box we found some Phone taps, in the attic above the garage we found a sawed of shot gun and some heavy plastic storage bags, but the strangest and most disturbing thing was that when my dad was fixing our bathroom there were shot gun pellets stuck on the inside of the wall.     We think the guy w

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

The Northeast Megalopolis.

I see towers of steel, smoke stacks too I see them burn for me and you And I think to myself what a wonderful world.   I see skies of gray and clouds of sulfur The over crowded day, the dark crime filled night And I think to myself what a wonderful world.   The colors of the warning lights so pretty in the sky Are also on the faces of people going by I see businessmen shaking hands saying how do you do They're really saying I'll steal from you.   I hear babies crying, I watch them coug

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

The Reason I Dislike The Jonas Brothers.

Well not the Jonas brothers but all "clean and wholesome" rock stars.       If I wanted clean and wholesome I would go to a retirement home. I want my rock stars sky high getting gunned down by lunatics in the ally behind the night club where they just played. I want guys with talent who play what they believe or feel not whats necessarily good for the children. If I ever have kids their never going to hear what ever the newest narcissistic teenage super star Disny has cooked up, they're liste

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Are A Potato.

You have always been a potato.   As a potato you have formed a potato hivemind and brainjacked the CEO of AngryCorp. and his daughter. You are currently commanding young Emma to infiltrate her neighbor's house and introduce her friend Brian to the potato hive.   She is currently being piloted by the scoutato, your youngling sporetatoes have matured bringing your sporetato count to three. You also have a bag of fellow vegetables, fruits and bread products that are willing to serve. Adam, the CE

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

I Had An Adventure!

I tried to dig an underground base in a snow drift and it collapsed and I was stuck there for 40 mins until I clawed my way out!     On the plus side I scared the pee out of some kid when I stuck my arm through the ice and pulled myself up

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Haha

20' of snow.         The whole state of Maryland will be closed down until spring.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Update.

There's two feet of snow outside.   I've been out shoveling three times.   I think my nose might be frozen.   It's still snowing like nothing else.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

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