A man, a woman, and a child are watching a train come into a station. "Here it comes," says the woman. "Here she comes," says the man. "Here he comes," says the child. Who is correct?
-Exo (chhhhhh)
Exo's "Hey, this guy isn't helping!" Tips For Comic-Makers
Randomness is only funny for so long, then you have to develop a bit of a storyline, and add the humor in as an intelligent punchline.
Luckily, "so long" hasn't come yet. And we can all have a good laugh at the guy who just got hit with a block of cheese while saying "CHEESE STUFF!!1". Yes, we can enjoy this for a long time yet.
I hid an image somewhere in my blog.
Go find it, and keep yourself occupied for five minutes.
First person to find it gets a statue in his/her honor.
Well, not really.
But anyway.
Yeah.
This entry is a tribute to the wonderful vacuum cleaner that resides in the closet. Scares cats. Picks up stuff off the floor. Picks up cats. Scares stuff off the floor.
But nah, really. I'm thinking more along the lines of this blog.
You get over 100 entries, you start getting low on ideas. That's why I'm -
SECRET TITLE AWARD!
The Title Award for today is "Coolest Thing I Want To See On BZP". This topic got me thinking. What would a Tohu comic be like? Well, one, he doesn't
Why have there been at least three or four recent topics asking what "a Rayg" is?
I mean, it's not like Ray did something super big lately where everyone just suddenly heard of him.
-Exo (awesome)
lolz
I think if BZP really wanted to save bandwidth, it could mandate that bones make all his posts on a website and just link to them.
Also, I love the pointless, thinly veiled arguments on BZP. Honestly. Not being sarcastic. It's the reason I come here.
-Exo (1)
Amazing, isn't it?
Well, I'm just here to update since it's almost up to 5000 comments with this blog now. I figure I should actually talk about something. But I won't.
I'll talk about the LACK of something. Since (everyone?) always (enjoys?) my comic-related anger, I'll extend this one to all the webcomics, some print comics, and especially BZP.
I'm tired of anti-jokes.
Stop making those non-sequitur punch lines.
Be clever please, thanks
-Exo (awesome)
WELL I GUESS YOU JUST WON'T HEAR IT. D:<
I dunno, but it'd be a shame for someone to go their entire life without hearing this song.
-Exo (for a change)
For at least a week...and then a year, whenever Big D logs on again *grumble grumble*
Well, I'll eventually be Premier again, don't worry about that.
Now, to get back to my delayed plans of conquering the world, yes?
1000 comments in the blog until I delete a bunch again
But to celebrate, here's a little chart, BZPfied. I'm sure you've seen one of these before. For the first one, take the month you joined BZP in. For the second, take the day you joined on. For the third, take the first letter of your username. And get your sentence.
January - I was slapped by
February - I punched
March - I was roundhouse kicked by
April - I laughed at
May - I was hugged by
June - I yelled "YOUR FAT" at
July - I
Got my Copper Mask of Victory today. Woot woot
On a totally unrelated note, I'm selling a CMoV for the low low price of - lawl, j/k.
But yeah. Woot. I think that's like my tenth one now.
Entries will actually stay on the front page for more than a few minutes
Hooray
Of course, I don't have anything worthwhile to say, but you'll be able to not read it longer
So, I'd just like to ask a li'l question, get everyone's opinion.
What do you think the best comic on BZP ever was? Both series and just a single comic. I'm bored, so let's get some activity goin' in here.
