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Oh god

I'm alone in a old house in rural Minnesota. There's creatures living in this house, let's call them bats. Bats have been known to forcibly enter my living space, but they have not been a problem since late summer.   I hear them. Above my skull and within my life. Creeping and scratching. Probing for weakness.   I shall not let this end in my defeat. I down a potion of strength. The scraping grows louder.   Nothing can kill me. I am eternal.

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mercenary vahki

 

Hello

If you're feeling like I once was and now am, you'll know that things always come full circle. That time of year has come once again, and faithfully We rise to meet it. Oh, of what time do I speak??   It is the time of Endyears, where years are ended.   Charge into the future, purging your existence in the primordial solitude. Emerge a creature, lean and cunning. Grasp onto the threads of time, and propel us onward.   And all will rise indeed.

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mercenary vahki

 

Ohm Y Goeoo0Ood

What just happened yo, this website went hard. Also, lol @ entry below. Anyone still remember me? Also, anyone want to play some league of legends? hit me up, IGN's MercenaryXero.   Aight, real, peace out dawgs   EDIT DEC 24   I would like to clarify that this post was written in jest. I apologize for any inconvenience.

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mercenary vahki

 

Guess What

went premier again because I was feeling nostalgic   went lifetime premier because I was feeling rich   I'm going to try and ruin your day as much as possible per day, aka I will make an effort to write in this thing

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mercenary vahki

 

Uze Gais

ey im here and like doin it real good   who got dat skype   who got dat skype that i want to talk to   apply within   or pm i dont care

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mercenary vahki

 

Merx Comin At Ya

MERX HERE WITH A BRAN NEW BLOG ENTRY DANCE   new laptop (the best laptop (not even kidding)) so I'm too lazy to get my formatting   I've stopped by to say hello (HELLO)   let me tell you bout haters   I'm all of them   speaking of facts, I recently played Call of Duty: Black Ops   It was about as fun as blowing your nose while having a remarkably docile lobster in your skinny jeans   oh and it's terribly designed (yes fun and quality design are completely different)   VVVVVV is game of t

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mercenary vahki

 

Chromed Out

I got sick of firefox crashing and taking up so much screen space so I switched. So happy I did, but i can't figure out how to display rss feeds on the bookmarks toolbar like ff did.   Also I'm watching Star Driver. olollololol

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mercenary vahki

 

Where Ya Been, Merx?

Well heres what   So I was playin mad halo, goin to work and writing two papers a week   then I was playing minecraft, goin to work more and writing three papers a week   I also run a minecraft server, I'd let you guys in but its running on the most janky computer, I'm afraid what will happen if we get more people on it

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mercenary vahki

 

Fashionz With Merx

Merx's fashionz test for bros   If a girl wore your clothes, would she still be attractive   Lookin at you keeds with your nasty pants and old sweatshirts that you have washed maybe six times, three less than you appear to have washed your body this year         This year I go off on all them fools who think they have what it takes to be terrible people and get away with it

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mercenary vahki

 

Ok Hold Up

IM PLAYING THAT STRAIGHT UP RECETTEAR ALL DAY URRY DAY   BUT TOMORROW IMMA PLAY REACH TOO   OH WAIT I HAVE SUPER HARD CLASSES AND HAVE TO GO TO WORK EVERY DAY FFFFFFF               WHATEVS LETS DO THIS

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mercenary vahki

 

Ask Merx

DERP DERP DERP   But I'm more interesting than most of these blogkidz, lets do it up

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mercenary vahki

 

Dat Music

Currently listening to: Zero 7, Islands, The Faint   Currently watching: Mega64 Version 1 special edition   oh, and the next time I do drinks, it won't be that brutal   I wasn't thinking straight that night   lol j/k I never think straight at night

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mercenary vahki

 

Drinkz With Merx

welcome to the first edition of drinkz with merx, where I show you how to be a drink lord such as myself   Imma call this drink   /THE GULF OF MEXIBRO/   aka "gottem lemonz"   lets begin   STEP ONE: get a tonic water and pour it into a large glass   STEP UP TWO: toss a lemonade at it, less than the volume of tonic water   THE THREETS: one hundred per cent lemon juice, enough so you can feel the citric acid   STEP FIGHTER FOUR: put sugar in, 50% saturation ideal but I just threw in the re

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mercenary vahki

 

Missilous Brownie

MERX UP IN THIS   story tiem   at work, eating beefaroni cup/ nosebleed into cup/ DISREGARD BLOOD EAT MEATPASTA   gotta get rep with the twilight crowd amirite   SPEAKING OF HUMAN DEGRADATION   I really don't eat fast food much, thats good I guess/   If jimmy johns opens at like 8, imma eat there so much this year   out of ideas I really just have the best ideas, but I only remember a fraction of them when writing this stoof

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mercenary vahki

 

Dem Schoolz

I got my schedule for school dawg   the district computer totally suuucks, didnt give me any electives   but I got classes with bros, and due to said district failure I have a late start and a study hall, which I'll probably convert to electives   so basically I'm gonna be that dude with a smug look on his face that comes to school an hour late with starbucks   boom

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mercenary vahki

 

Updatez

So I've been back yo   Bought a game gripper cuz imma grip them games soooo hard, ya herd   Also just bought Mega64 version 1, plan on getting them all, just spaced out so as to savor or something   oh and Satoshi Kon died   I liked paranoia agent     Oh and while I'm on the subject of Madhouse, Highschool of the Dead is garbage. Laka tell your friends what some guy on the internet said   also, woodz with a z (injoke, whatevz)

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mercenary vahki

 

Maynggggg

The music video for Drugs (ratatat, obviously) is amazing. Really unsettling, but there's a psychological reason. watch it first.   » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «the facial features are enlarged as the video goes on, and that's a thing humans associate with bad stuff

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