I'm alone in a old house in rural Minnesota. There's creatures living in this house, let's call them bats. Bats have been known to forcibly enter my living space, but they have not been a problem since late summer. I hear them. Above my skull and within my life. Creeping and scratching. Probing for weakness. I shall not let this end in my defeat. I down a potion of strength. The scraping grows louder. Nothing can kill me. I am eternal.
What just happened yo, this website went hard. Also, lol @ entry below. Anyone still remember me? Also, anyone want to play some league of legends? hit me up, IGN's MercenaryXero. Aight, real, peace out dawgs EDIT DEC 24 I would like to clarify that this post was written in jest. I apologize for any inconvenience.
went premier again because I was feeling nostalgic
went lifetime premier because I was feeling rich
I'm going to try and ruin your day as much as possible per day, aka I will make an effort to write in this thing
MERX HERE WITH A BRAN NEW BLOG ENTRY DANCE
new laptop (the best laptop (not even kidding)) so I'm too lazy to get my formatting
I've stopped by to say hello (HELLO)
let me tell you bout haters
I'm all of them
speaking of facts, I recently played Call of Duty: Black Ops
It was about as fun as blowing your nose while having a remarkably docile lobster in your skinny jeans
oh and it's terribly designed (yes fun and quality design are completely different)
VVVVVV is game of t
I got sick of firefox crashing and taking up so much screen space so I switched. So happy I did, but i can't figure out how to display rss feeds on the bookmarks toolbar like ff did.
Also I'm watching Star Driver. olollololol
Well heres what
So I was playin mad halo, goin to work and writing two papers a week
then I was playing minecraft, goin to work more and writing three papers a week
I also run a minecraft server, I'd let you guys in but its running on the most janky computer, I'm afraid what will happen if we get more people on it
Merx's fashionz test for bros
If a girl wore your clothes, would she still be attractive
Lookin at you keeds with your nasty pants and old sweatshirts that you have washed maybe six times, three less than you appear to have washed your body this year
This year I go off on all them fools who think they have what it takes to be terrible people and get away with it
IM PLAYING THAT STRAIGHT UP RECETTEAR ALL DAY URRY DAY
BUT TOMORROW IMMA PLAY REACH TOO
OH WAIT I HAVE SUPER HARD CLASSES AND HAVE TO GO TO WORK EVERY DAY FFFFFFF
WHATEVS LETS DO THIS
welcome to the first edition of drinkz with merx, where I show you how to be a drink lord such as myself
Imma call this drink
/THE GULF OF MEXIBRO/
aka "gottem lemonz"
lets begin
STEP ONE: get a tonic water and pour it into a large glass
STEP UP TWO: toss a lemonade at it, less than the volume of tonic water
THE THREETS: one hundred per cent lemon juice, enough so you can feel the citric acid
STEP FIGHTER FOUR: put sugar in, 50% saturation ideal but I just threw in the re
So I've been back yo
Bought a game gripper cuz imma grip them games soooo hard, ya herd
Also just bought Mega64 version 1, plan on getting them all, just spaced out so as to savor or something
oh and Satoshi Kon died
I liked paranoia agent
Oh and while I'm on the subject of Madhouse, Highschool of the Dead is garbage. Laka tell your friends what some guy on the internet said
also, woodz with a z (injoke, whatevz)
MERX UP IN THIS
story tiem
at work, eating beefaroni cup/ nosebleed into cup/ DISREGARD BLOOD EAT MEATPASTA
gotta get rep with the twilight crowd amirite
SPEAKING OF HUMAN DEGRADATION
I really don't eat fast food much, thats good I guess/
If jimmy johns opens at like 8, imma eat there so much this year
out of ideas
I really just have the best ideas, but I only remember a fraction of them when writing this stoof
I got my schedule for school dawg
the district computer totally suuucks, didnt give me any electives
but I got classes with bros, and due to said district failure I have a late start and a study hall, which I'll probably convert to electives
so basically I'm gonna be that dude with a smug look on his face that comes to school an hour late with starbucks
boom
The music video for Drugs (ratatat, obviously) is amazing. Really unsettling, but there's a psychological reason. watch it first.
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «the facial features are enlarged as the video goes on, and that's a thing humans associate with bad stuff
Today I got these in the mail, THE SOUNDENINGGGGGGG
Yeah so best idea of the month right there. Also I have relegated itunes to the "terrible software I only keep because it has one thing I need" pile. Really kids, don't buy idevices, or use that infernal store. It's like checking into an overpriced prison. And once you've invested, you can't get away without losing everything you paid for. Also terrible bitrates
tl;dr I switched to foobar2000, its da best
I finished Sora no Woto a couple days back, was deliberately pacing myself. Why? it's just too beautiful to marathon. I immediately obtained the soundtrack in FLAC after a couple episodes, and am legitimately interested in buying the bluray when it finds its way to me.
Speaking of sound, I'm about to buy a good sound card and really nice headphones, because I now care about sound quality. Also just got a 2TB drive, making a grand total of 3200GB storage on my computer. I'd nearly filled the 1