I'm alone in a old house in rural Minnesota. There's creatures living in this house, let's call them bats. Bats have been known to forcibly enter my living space, but they have not been a problem since late summer. I hear them. Above my skull and within my life. Creeping and scratching. Probing for weakness. I shall not let this end in my defeat. I down a potion of strength. The scraping grows louder. Nothing can kill me. I am eternal.
MERX HERE WITH A BRAN NEW BLOG ENTRY DANCE
new laptop (the best laptop (not even kidding)) so I'm too lazy to get my formatting
I've stopped by to say hello (HELLO)
let me tell you bout haters
I'm all of them
speaking of facts, I recently played Call of Duty: Black Ops
It was about as fun as blowing your nose while having a remarkably docile lobster in your skinny jeans
oh and it's terribly designed (yes fun and quality design are completely different)
VVVVVV is game of t
Urgh the blogs haven't been fun in a while, dem noobs be cloggin the tubes
so I say we bring back the class this place once had
post mad loldrama causing stuff if you are cool
and if you think this is a terrible idea
you are part of the problem =3
welcome to the first edition of drinkz with merx, where I show you how to be a drink lord such as myself
Imma call this drink
/THE GULF OF MEXIBRO/
aka "gottem lemonz"
lets begin
STEP ONE: get a tonic water and pour it into a large glass
STEP UP TWO: toss a lemonade at it, less than the volume of tonic water
THE THREETS: one hundred per cent lemon juice, enough so you can feel the citric acid
STEP FIGHTER FOUR: put sugar in, 50% saturation ideal but I just threw in the re
What just happened yo, this website went hard. Also, lol @ entry below. Anyone still remember me? Also, anyone want to play some league of legends? hit me up, IGN's MercenaryXero. Aight, real, peace out dawgs EDIT DEC 24 I would like to clarify that this post was written in jest. I apologize for any inconvenience.
went premier again because I was feeling nostalgic
went lifetime premier because I was feeling rich
I'm going to try and ruin your day as much as possible per day, aka I will make an effort to write in this thing
So there's this college by my house
full of terrible people
Whenever they have parties its like someone dumped a vat of stupid on the entire neighborhood
so anyway one of them dropped a 30gb ipod
get some
Since I haven't been around in quite a while, I figure I might say some stuff that I would have said had I been around.
Avatar was kind of stupid
quit crying, shut up and enjoy life
modern warfare 2 is full of worthless people
windows 7 is da best
linux likes to explode when you upgrade it
im da best mayn; i deeeyd eet (lol rappers)
high school is the easiest thing ever
district 9 was the best movie of last year
9 was the worst
I am the master of media centers
Today I got these in the mail, THE SOUNDENINGGGGGGG
Yeah so best idea of the month right there. Also I have relegated itunes to the "terrible software I only keep because it has one thing I need" pile. Really kids, don't buy idevices, or use that infernal store. It's like checking into an overpriced prison. And once you've invested, you can't get away without losing everything you paid for. Also terrible bitrates
tl;dr I switched to foobar2000, its da best
If you're feeling like I once was and now am, you'll know that things always come full circle. That time of year has come once again, and faithfully We rise to meet it. Oh, of what time do I speak?? It is the time of Endyears, where years are ended. Charge into the future, purging your existence in the primordial solitude. Emerge a creature, lean and cunning. Grasp onto the threads of time, and propel us onward. And all will rise indeed.
So I was in Canada right
built a cabin with my bare hands right
carried thousands of pounds of shingles and lumber right
came back right
that was my weekend
right
So I've been back yo
Bought a game gripper cuz imma grip them games soooo hard, ya herd
Also just bought Mega64 version 1, plan on getting them all, just spaced out so as to savor or something
oh and Satoshi Kon died
I liked paranoia agent
Oh and while I'm on the subject of Madhouse, Highschool of the Dead is garbage. Laka tell your friends what some guy on the internet said
also, woodz with a z (injoke, whatevz)
So I was chillin with my friend and he saw some 2008 set on the shelf
He was like "dude bionicle used to be awesome you could move their arm and stuff with gears" and i was like "srsly look at the stuff they make now" and he was like "wat this thing looks nothing like lewa, more like power rangers lol" and i was like "look at kopaka" and we both were like "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
So my parents were all like "hay lets go to famous daves and then go see adventureland"
So I ate some swine meat
But then a glorious revelation was bestowed unto me from on high
"adventureland sucks, see wolverine movie"
And it was done, and much rejoicing was had
tl;dr it was a good movie
Merx's fashionz test for bros
If a girl wore your clothes, would she still be attractive
Lookin at you keeds with your nasty pants and old sweatshirts that you have washed maybe six times, three less than you appear to have washed your body this year
This year I go off on all them fools who think they have what it takes to be terrible people and get away with it
