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I have no idea what you're trying to ask here.

In general, and despite rumors about the sanity levels of the staff, we do not promote live wolves to staff. There's enough bloodshed already and it's hard to get a stable internet connection to them in the woods. All the wandering moose keep accidentally pulling the wires out with their antlers.

 

-Nukaya

Butbutbutbutbutbutt

Who wouldn't want a werewolf staff member?

In general, and despite rumors about the sanity levels of the staff, we do not promote live wolves to staff. There's enough bloodshed already and it's hard to get a stable internet connection to them in the woods. All the wandering moose keep accidentally pulling the wires out with their antlers.

 

-Nukaya

 

And you can't forget the alpha male pulling you off to check his e-mail or watch some viral video. I mean, really, is watching some funny Mythbusters video more important than being helpful on BZPower?

And have a situation like Remus Lupin going werewolf because he didn't take his potion in time and almost killing several students? I don't think so. We already have Janus to keep in check.

 

-Nukaya

Butbutbutbutbutbutt

Who wouldn't want a werewolf staff member?

They already have too many. Polo X and Schizo are two prime examples.

In general, and despite rumors about the sanity levels of the staff, we do not promote live wolves to staff. There's enough bloodshed already and it's hard to get a stable internet connection to them in the woods. All the wandering moose keep accidentally pulling the wires out with their antlers.

 

-Nukaya

Lies :OO

In general, and despite rumors about the sanity levels of the staff, we do not promote live wolves to staff. There's enough bloodshed already and it's hard to get a stable internet connection to them in the woods. All the wandering moose keep accidentally pulling the wires out with their antlers.

 

-Nukaya

Lies :OO

This is why we can't have nice things because SOMEONE keeps transforming staff into animals and it take two weeks to change them back.

 

-Nukaya

In general, and despite rumors about the sanity levels of the staff, we do not promote live wolves to staff. There's enough bloodshed already and it's hard to get a stable internet connection to them in the woods. All the wandering moose keep accidentally pulling the wires out with their antlers.

 

-Nukaya

Lies :OO

This is why we can't have nice things because SOMEONE keeps transforming staff into animals and it take two weeks to change them back.

 

-Nukaya

Well, at least they're not vampires. Then we'd have BZTwilight.

 

Well, at least they're not vampires. Then we'd have BZTwilight.

Don't give them ideas for their next fad please. DD:

Well, at least they're not vampires. Then we'd have BZTwilight.

but sparkling is so cool!

Oh please, werewolves are so mainstream.

*dons lensless glasses*

We have staff Chupacabras.

In general, and despite rumors about the sanity levels of the staff, we do not promote live wolves to staff. There's enough bloodshed already and it's hard to get a stable internet connection to them in the woods. All the wandering moose keep accidentally pulling the wires out with their antlers.

 

-Nukaya

Lies :OO

This is why we can't have nice things because SOMEONE keeps transforming staff into animals and it take two weeks to change them back.

 

-Nukaya

Well, at least they're not vampires. Then we'd have BZTwilight.

Oh dear, no thank you.

 

I mean, I got transformed into Steve Irwin for a few weeks. Do you know how hard it is to explain to people that no, you are not actually dead, this is just a temporary problem until you get transformed back and yes, there are hordes of crocodiles following you, but they are rather friendly and will not bite unless provoked? It made grocery shopping a nightmare.

 

-Nukaya

SPECIEST

pleasepleasepleaseplease

Delete this entry before anyone gets any bright ideas on a new fun fad.

 

Xidash

Guys, guys. Becoming a staff. Not a staff member.

 

You gotta try standing up straight. There you go. Now stay that way without eating and you'll lose an obscene amount of weight and pass off as a decent walking staff. Now, spears, on the other hand...

I understand your confusion. I've never understood how people turn into wooden sticks. I don't think it really helps them navigate BZP either.

Guys, guys. Becoming a staff. Not a staff member.

 

You gotta try standing up straight. There you go. Now stay that way without eating and you'll lose an obscene amount of weight and pass off as a decent walking staff. Now, spears, on the other hand...

Okay thanks can somebody please close this?

Question answered

 

*Becomes a staff*

 

Topic closed