[illegal In 37 States] Entry posted by Shadonix March 22, 2011 448 views Share More sharing options... Followers 0 So guess what my school tried to feed me today. Go on, guess. No guesses? Link :s:
BS01 Poll Mistress Posted March 22, 2011 92% of schoolchildren eat stuff that is illegal in 37 states. If you're part of the 8% that still eat REAL food, copy and paste this into your sig. Sorry, I had to do that. Quote Link to comment
Chols Posted March 22, 2011 Tomatoes, zucchini, potatoes and I think mushrooms, all swimming around in motor oil soy sauce. How'd it taste? Quote Link to comment
Toa Spirit Posted March 23, 2011 It looks like a stir fry sauce gone completely wrong (why is it black?!) cooked by somebody who is a health hazard and should be banned from ever using a kitchen again. That, or it's dead elephant vomit Quote Link to comment
Hordaki Posted March 23, 2011 Looks like a fisherman had to make dinner for his family, so he used cheap bait he bought mixed in boat gasoline. Quote Link to comment
Shadonix Posted March 23, 2011 Tomatoes, zucchini, potatoes and I think mushrooms, all swimming around in motor oil soy sauce. How'd it taste? You think I ate it!? :s: Quote Link to comment
Lord Oblivion Posted March 23, 2011 O_o are the cooks 5th graders? Did they drop out of cooking school? How can you put so much soy sauce in a stir fry. And not even have the essentials > And what are tomatos doing there? Its acidic enough. I'm sorry, seems like you live in prison not school -- Lord Oblivion Quote Link to comment
Shadonix Posted March 23, 2011 I'm sorry, seems like you live in prison not school -- Lord Oblivion Sometimes it feels like that. And I doubt it was soy sauce; they're pretty bent on never giving us anything with a single milligram of sodium. Perhaps... Tar? :s: Quote Link to comment
Shadonix Posted March 25, 2011 Looks rather pre-digested, don't you think? *nods head slowly so as to appear to know what he's talking about, when in actuality, he has no idea* EDIT: I am an enormous tool. I thought you were posting in another one of my entries. But yes. And not just once! :s: Quote Link to comment
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