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I don't think you're old enough to understand why high heels are sexy

Doofus: noun- someone who is not quite dumb, yet not quiet smart either...

 

 

And you are judging my age and understanding of heels on what grounds? (Come on, banter and help me boost my proto reporting! )

Heels are sexy because they force a girls pelvis to tilt so that her rear end and chest stick out.

 

If you didn't realize that I'm guessing you're under 14

What does the rear end have to do with anything?

The rear end is an area of sexual attraction for men and women alike. That is what high heels do.

 

However, they are obviously painful for many women, and while I enjoy when my girlfriend and I dress up and she wears heels, it isn't for that reason. It's just because getting all dressed up is fun and she looks so cute! But it was not as fun before she got comfortable heels.

PIXELATED GOONS!!!

 

Leave WORDS and definitions!!!!! How else am I going to improve my vocabulary?

 

See, I knew that if I stepped back, someone else with a sane mind would take the floor, projecting themselves forward with a truth of thought, making my words seem all the more perfect.

 

OH yeah, a WORD AND A DEFINITION !!!! (hint. hint.)

 

spasm: (noun) a sudden involuntary muscular contraction or convulsive movement.

Stupidity [stoo-pid-i-tee]

plural, -ties

the state, quality, or fact of being stupid

 

That's my word and definition for heels. Now, I am not calling females stupid for wearing heels; I just don't see the point. Now, I guess it may make them "more attractive" or whatever, but it just makes me feel like my ankles are going to break when I see a woman wearing heels. But, if it's what suits them, then it's fine with me.

 

And since when does Kughii wear high heels!?!

 

 

 

-Mef Man

wow... someone finally asks THAT question...

Well, I didn't ask that because you already explained why (see the blog post above). Plus, I don't question my superiors in a field unless I believe it is about more than an arbitrary subject.

 

 

ex·o·dus/ˈeksədəs/

 

 

Noun:

• A mass departure of people, esp. emigrants.
  
• The departure of the Israelites from Egypt.
  

Creds to dictionary.com.

 

-The Fearless Leader