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"Have you ever heard the expression, 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and toss it back in the face of the person that gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place'?"

-- Bill McNeil



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"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your ###### lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"


―Cave Johnson

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My favorite is from Harry Solomon from the '90s NBC sitcom 3rd Rock from the Sun.


"When life gives you lemons ... you just shut up and eat the [darn] lemons."

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Everyone talks about lemons as if it's a bad thing. :(


"When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because, hey, free lemons."



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