You're attacked by a Repair Nektann

There is so much simple brilliance in this. So much.

 

Now make it a real MOC, and not a render.

I love this. So much.

 

And it doubles as a walking wiener stand.

That's epic. It's really nostalgic for me; I still remember running into Nektanns almost everywhere in the Voya Nui Online Game and systematically turning them into junk heaps.

Ooh, and so close to being buildable.