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Cthulhu's Words Of Wisdom


Raging Land Squid

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"If at first you don't succeed, why bother, I'll eat your soul either way."

 

This has been Cthulhu's Words of Wisdom.

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Before you judge someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you're a mile baway and have their shoes"

 

 

Of course Im not funny enough to make that up myself.

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Some quotes from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy:

 

Grim: And what are you supposed to be?

Mandy: I'm a ruthless high-prized executive attorney.

Grim: Then what's with the claws?

Mandy: They're for rending human flesh.

 

Hoss Delgado: He is raising an unholy army of singing dinosaurs!

 

Grim: Man's loneliness is only his fear of life.

 

Gladys: Honey, we can't keep the dog. It's a filthy disease carrier and smells like garbage.

Billy: But I smell like garbage and you keep me!

 

Sir Raven: And thus our story ends. If you've been paying any attention, it's because you're a nerd with nothing better to do.

 

Billy: Clowns are nothing but ultimate evil! They wanna be the dominant species on the planet, and they'll destroy us all to make it happen! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!...

 

Grim: See Mandy, all we had to do was shake him and yell. It's an answer to everything!

 

Mandy: Billy, Rollington Academy is for...

Billy: Geniuses! Which I is one of am!

 

Gladys: For heaven's sake Harold! What the heck is a giant anaconda doing in my kitchen?!

Harold: Pretty much whatever it wants, I'm thinking.

 

Sir Raven: YOU FOOLS!! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL OORDAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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