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I'M NOT VOTING FOR OBAMA


Kakaru

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BECAUSE I FORGOT TO REGISTER AS AN OUT OF STATE VOTER

 

SO BASICALLY I'M NOT VOTING FOR ROMNEY EITHER SO STOP YOUR PREPARED RANT RIGHT THERE

 

THIS IS BZPOWER PEOPLE

 

 

 

also did I mention that I'm going to lock this entry as soon as anyone makes an actual political comment because this entry was a joke with no actual intent towards one candidate or the other and I'm not going to be the one to let this get out of hand

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I DISAGREE WITH ALL OF THIS. SON.

 

- 55555

ANGRY IRRATIONAL RESPONSE WITHOUT ANY BASIS IN REALITY. OBJECTIVE POLITICAL STATEMENT. OBSCENITY. FLIPPANT REMARK.
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55555, on , said:

 

I DISAGREE WITH ALL OF THIS. SON.

 

- 55555

ANGRY IRRATIONAL RESPONSE WITHOUT ANY BASIS IN REALITY. OBJECTIVE POLITICAL STATEMENT. OBSCENITY. FLIPPANT REMARK.

THE RANDOM FRIEND OF THE POSTER WHOM YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO POPS UP TO BACK UP THEIR FRIEND AND YELL AT YOU AND BE SUPER RUDE AND ALSO CIRCLE-THINKING OR SOMETHING.

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I'M NOT VOTING FOR RONALD MCDONALD

 

BECAUSE HE TOTALLY TRIED TO CAPITALIZE ON DR. MCNINJA'S NAME

 

DON'T LET THOSE POLITICALLY-CORRECT "REVISIONISTS" TRY TO TELL YOU THAT WAS A DIFFERENT CLOWN

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I hope no one stole your identity to vote, with all this talk about voter fraud.

Stealing Kakaru's identity is kind of like setting fire to a brick. No one in their right mind would want to, and even if they succeeded in doing so, they would be overcome with an overwhelming sense of "what the heck was I even thinking?"

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Stealing Kakaru's identity is kind of like setting fire to a brick. No one in their right mind would want to, and even if they succeeded in doing so, they would be overcome with an overwhelming sense of "what the heck was I even thinking?"

Basically this. Someone once stole my identity, mistaking me for someone interesting, and he was mildly disappointed. I charged him $49 to give it back to me. I felt a little bad afterwards, but then I told him that my friend Sumiki is far more interesting.

 

And that, my friends, is why someone named Thomas has been masquerading as our dear Sumiki for over two years.

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And that, my friends, is why someone named Thomas has been masquerading as our dear Sumiki for over two years.

It all makes sense now.

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And that, my friends, is why someone named Thomas has been masquerading as our dear Sumiki for over two years.

...

 

:guilty:

 

Uh oh.

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