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Mass Defect 3: Your Hero, Ladies and Gentlemen


Janus

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Ladies and gentlemen--may I introduce you to....

 

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COMMANDER WENGLESTUMP SPARKLEPANTS SHEPARD (Or Wenglestum for short. Because character limits are no fun)

 

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ANYHOW our new found commander is on board the Normandy SR-1, the highest techest piece of space shippery this side of the galaxy. And he hears two PEONS I mean crew members talking about the Spectre aboard their ship. More specifically he hears the navigator talking about how only a fool believes the official story.

 

HOW WILL WENGLESTUM RESPOND:

 

1. I agree - Agree with the navigator that something doesn't feel right

2. You're overreacting - maintain that cool demeanor that you might be well known for if you are known for that.

3. Cut the Chatter! - SHOW HIM WHO IS BOSS.

 

"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn"

"If you can't say something nice--you're probably at the icescapades."

 

 

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Well Rob, you were such a gorgeous paragon last time, I'm guessing this is your excuse to renegade ... and everyone else's as well.

 

AKA APPARENTLY WE ARE AT THE ICESCAPADES! OH HO HO, I KILL ME

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