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I make no apologies

Kakaru

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Kakaru: I have no idea what just happened

Janus: You think I do?

Kakaru: *shorgs*

Janus: Don't you shoggoth your shoulders at me young man.

Janus: Why in my days we'd Cthulhu to our elders like you were expected to!

Kakaru: *bloats into a multi-eyed mass of indescribable color and form*

Kakaru: yes dad

Janus: MUCH better.

Janus: Now go drive the neighbours beyond insanity like a good boy.

Kakaru: well fine

Kakaru: but only because I want to

Janus: Don't you sass me young man, or we are not going to Ry'leh for the holidays!

Kakaru: WELL ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE PLANNING ON GOING BEYOND THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS THIS SUMMER ANYWAYS SO SEE IF I CARE

Kakaru: *storms off into unfathomable space*

Janus: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE HANGING OUT WITH THAT HERBERT WEST FELLOW AGAIN!

Kakaru: GODS DAD

Kakaru: HE ONLY REANIMATES CADAVERS ON THE WEEKENDS

Kakaru: HE'S VERY RESPONSIBLE

Janus: I DON'T CARE. THE DEAD SHOULD STAY DEAD, BECAUSE INSANITY IS LIFE'S NATURAL WAY.

Kakaru: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID TO THAT GUY IN DUNWICH YESTERDAY

Janus: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. GET ME MY NECRONOMICON AND I'LL SHOW EXACTLY WHAT THE LAWS ARE.

Kakaru: THAT OLD BOOK AGAIN COME ON DAD

Janus: HEY, YOU RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEN AGAIN I WOULDN'T EXPECT SOMEONE WHO SHOGGOTHS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT A REAL CTHULHU SHOULD BE.

Kakaru: UGH CAN WE NOT HAVE THIS DISCUSSION AGAIN

Kakaru: NOBODY EVEN REMEMBERS THE ELDER-RITES OF NYARLATHOTEP FROM BEYOND THE NILE TODAY



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My family ~

 

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(This is terrifying because I didn't realize Eeyore was a mom)

 

(but maybe it's in reference to Eeyore's unacknowledged mother)

 

(who I'm guessing was a stuffed animal factory idk??)

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