It's so good to be back in a real city, instead of that pitiful excuse of a town called 'Stillwater'.
I mean, Stillwater doesn't have a Target, or a Starbucks, or anything good and life-requiring.
So, I did what had to be done.
I'm now employed by both Starbucks AND Target. A Starbucks IN Target! I get the best of both worlds. Cool, hip work environment, and a Target discount! Ten percent's a lot!