This is my lawn

Congratulations, sounds really interesting

Congrats! Don't fall in.

CONGRATULATIONS!

May I ask what the job is? Working at a volcano sounds fun.

Thanks eveyone!

 

The job is a baker's assistant.

Baking at a volcano sounds like the most extreme culinary experience on Earth.  And also sort of like an Old Spice ad.

 

I present you with every congratulation I have!

Thanks eveyone! The job is a baker's assistant.

Are you assisting the baker find suitable virgin sacrifices to appease the volcano god?

Are you assisting the baker find suitable virgin sacrifices to appease the volcano god?

 

WHO TOLD YOU?!

Whoa, cool! The timing couldn't be much better—this summer is when the Lego City volcano explorer sets come out, too.

that's not cool

 

congrats on the job, don't catch on fire from working right next to lava.

I expect some lava-baked biscuits soon.

 

Congratulations, man =)