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Tekulo's thoughts at the store

Kaleidoscope Tekulo

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Le me looking at le Danimals smoothies:

 

"Whoa, the bottles are so tiny. It's like they make these things for kids! ... Oh my gosh, I sound like an AFOL. OH SNAP CRACKLE AND POP, I AM AN AFOL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

Le me looking at le flour tortillas:

 

"Hey, what's this... Turtle wax? Well I mean, you never know when you're gonna need to wax some turtles when you're making tacos."

 

Le me in the aisle and I see a toy turtle on a baby's basket:

 

"Whoa. For like a split second I swear that turtle was alive. And I was all like 'OMG REPTILE <3' but no, you had to crush my dreams with the harsh reality that it's just a baby. The nerve of some people."

 

Le me checking out:

 

"That teenager just gave me a weird look. The nerve! Why can't we just ban all teenagers from existing? Oh man, I sound like an AFOL. OH WAIT I'M STILL AN AFOL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

Why did I even type out this stupid entry?

 

GET OFF MY OCEAN PILLAR!

~Lapis Lazuli <3

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