What's your go-to joke? Entry posted by Soran May 22, 2016 1,335 views Share More sharing options... Followers 1 Mine is this: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam. ~Soran 3
Soran Posted May 22, 2016 Heard that one way too often. I don't get it. ~Soran 5 Quote Link to comment
Soran Posted May 22, 2016 My life. I use it daily. I only get mine every other weekend. I... don't think I have one? You totally need one. It breaks the ice easily, just Like YOUR… erm, personality. ~Soran Quote Link to comment
Voltex Posted May 22, 2016 I don't really have a go-to joke, really. Situations are infinitely variable, and the opportunities to make fun of them even more so. Quote Link to comment
Soran Posted May 22, 2016 Matoro. fite me irl I don't really have a go-to joke, really. Situations are infinitely variable, and the opportunities to make fun of them even more so. Interesting. I'm actually surprised by the lack of go-to jokes of BZPers, I sorta expected more. ~Soran Quote Link to comment
Ta-metru_defender Posted May 22, 2016 "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting octopus." "Interrupting octopus w-" *GRABS FACE* 4 Quote Link to comment
Zox Tomana Posted May 22, 2016 Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?" Three legged dog walks into a saloon. Goes to the bar and orders a drink. Knocks it back and turns to the rest of the place, giving everyone a mean scowl. He says, "I'm lookin' fer the one who shot my paw." Those are two I rely on fairly often with new people. I more tend to reach for whatever first comes to mind in the given situation, though. 1 Quote Link to comment
Kaleidoscope Tekulo Posted May 22, 2016 "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting octopus." "Interrupting octopus w-" *GRABS FACE* I need to use this. Also, Soran, if you have Pokemon ORAS or X/Y, we can settle this like trainers. Quote Link to comment
Nescent Posted May 22, 2016 "What is E.T. short for? Because he has small legs." Also - "How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg." 2 Quote Link to comment
Bonkle Posted May 22, 2016 A pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch over one eye, a parrot on his shoulder, and a ship's steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender sees him and winces. "Doesn't that hurt?" He asks. "Arr, it's driving me nuts!" The pirate replies. That's borderline breaking the rules I'm sorry 5 Quote Link to comment
McNugget Posted May 23, 2016 Why couldn't the 9 year old watch the pirate movie? Because he was sent to prison for piracy. 1 Quote Link to comment
GAY AS HECK Posted May 23, 2016 okok i got a killer knock knock joke but u gotta start it 1 Quote Link to comment
Pahrak Model ZX Posted May 23, 2016 I am a joke, but people don't really go to me that often. okok i got a killer knock knock joke but u gotta start it Knock knock Quote Link to comment
GAY AS HECK Posted May 23, 2016 okok i got a killer knock knock joke but u gotta start it Knock knockwho's there Quote Link to comment
Pahrak Model ZX Posted May 23, 2016 okok i got a killer knock knock joke but u gotta start it Knock knockwho's there An embarrassed sap who didn't think this through Quote Link to comment
Soran Posted May 23, 2016 "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting octopus." "Interrupting octopus w-" *GRABS FACE*I need to use this. Also, Soran, if you have Pokemon ORAS or X/Y, we can settle this like trainers. Reminds me of the "Interrupting Cow" one. Pfft, I said fite me irl. Tuesday, the mall off of fourth street. Bring your Gameboy color, we'll settle this like adults. okok i got a killer knock knock joke but u gotta start it Knock knockwho's there An embarrassed sap who didn't think this through We all make mistakes sometimes. ~Soran Quote Link to comment
Naota Takizawa Posted May 29, 2016 Can an orphan eat at a family restaurant? My favorite pun to use is this one: A theatrical performance about puns is called a play on words. Quote Link to comment
The Hip Historian Iaredios Posted May 29, 2016 I don't really like jokes. I make at-the-moment ironies and word-plays, as well as odd things, such as saying 'I have a whistle". Saying 'HI!' in a deep, loud, 'special' voice, and (separately) inserting 'ur's and 'yur's in words can make people laugh. Hyur yur dyurrirn' durd? Urr, urkee, durt surnds kur myurn. Quote Link to comment
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