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Bonkle

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Okay, I really didn't know where to turn with this, so I thought I'd talk to BZP. You guys are pretty friendly.

 

For weeks I've been scared witless. Every day, this man follows me around. At first it was subtle, I'd just see him on the street or something. But then it became very obvious. He's always on the sidewalk right behind me wherever I go. I see him all the time.

 

Sometimes, when I walk home at night, he follows me. He's got this... hockey stick or something. He wears a mask. Just stalks me everywhere. I haven't had sleep in a long time.

 

The worst part is when he calls out to me. The same thing, every time. And it's horrifying.

 

 

 

 

"TAKUUUA!"

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Questions: How many rocks do you have in your head, do you have a giant pet crab, and are you off to find a mask?

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Questions: How many rocks do you have in your head, do you have a giant pet crab, and are you off to find a mask?

Approximately 0, yes, no.

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The only way to kill him is to fill him with pure fear energy.  Just keep him away from any giant robots holding doors and you'll be rid of him forever.

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