this is terrible

[looks over at floor covered in 15 years of BIONICLE clutter]

how will I ever go on

[trips over bin of mostly-assembled sets]

bionicle is gone forever

[lands on several drawers full of pieces]

there is literally nothing left for us

[stands up, numerous weapons and armor bits stuck into skin spell out "every bionicle thing you own still exists"]

what do we do

[brushes pieces off, they scatter across piles of MOCs]

nothing matters anymore