Unspoken Words

Mordrik: Mask of Tragic Backstories.  It motivates you into becoming a superhero by killing off your parents.

 

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Mask of Mask Summoning. Can instantly call forth whichever other mask you desire.

Mask of Masque: summons a 16th century theater troupe armed with various other masks

Mask of Mannequins: Allows you to create incredibly lifelike models made of very basic elements of anyone you come across. Includes clothing.

Mask of Evertongue: Be able to randomly speak a language (you cannot pick which one) be it dead, alive, local, or from another galaxy and everything in between.

Mask of Donutsteal: Makes you a very original character with all the powers

Mask of USB Insertion.  Gives you the power to get the USB into the slot perfectly, every time, without fail, without needing to check.

 

Think of all the time you'd save...

The Mask of Crows. Gives the power to destroy any strawman argument on the internet. Which I see quite a lot on this site.

Mask of USB Insertion.  Gives you the power to get the USB into the slot perfectly, every time, without fail, without needing to check.

 

Think of all the time you'd save...

3 seconds.