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Zomg Gali Looks Nothin Like A Girl!


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Girls have:

 

Body

Legs

Arms

Head

Face

Hands

Feet

 

Gali has:

 

Body

Legs

Arms

Head

Face

Hands

Feet

Jets on her feet

 

 

Girls don't usually have jets on their feet, so clearly Gali looks nothing like a girl.

 

>_>

 

And think about it: What about Tahu, Lewa, Kopaka, Onua, and Pohatu makes them look male? Hm?

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Lewa's really the only one who looks gender-specific to me. Everyone else is kinda generic.

 

...But that's probably a good thing around here. :fear:

 

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Girls don't usually have jets on their feet, so clearly Gali looks nothing like a girl.

 

XD

 

I don't know, maybe the masks make people decide how feminine/masculine they look. :shrugs: Which, frankly, I don't get.

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Funny yes, but I think people are saying she doesn't look feminine.

And she doesn't.

Hunch back, high/broad shoulders, no hips/body shape... and while this doesn't really matter for Bionicle, like someone brought up, does it matter for Transformers?

I am not entirely satisfied with her, anyway. She's kind of a lame set. =/

BtB
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Lewa's really the only one who looks gender-specific to me. Everyone else is kinda generic.

 

...But that's probably a good thing around here. :fear:

 

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XD at the last line.

 

What about Roodaka? Not the Raka's drawings Roodaka I found one ill-fated google search while trying to make a Roodaka MOC from spare junk lying around, but the actual set Roodaka. She looked sorta feminine.

 

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Everyday Toa Proportions = Monkey.

Gali's Proportions = Gorilla.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Gorilla=Awesomeness FAIL

 

I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

 

Only if Gali had both the upper and lower Metru legs... *sighs and reams about Silver Metru Legs*

 

Then she'd be proportionate...

And Awesome!

 

Feet Jets make half-sense, like hover/rocket boots.

Body Jets don't make sense! >8O

 

Sniper = Win.

 

Proportions are the main problem D:

 

They were going somewhere with Toa Ignika's shorter upper arms...

Only if they used Metru legs as arms...

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

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Everyday Toa Proportions = Monkey.

Gali's Proportions = Gorilla.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Gorilla=Awesomeness FAIL

 

I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

 

Only if Gali had both the upper and lower Metru legs... *sighs and reams about Silver Metru Legs*

 

Then she'd be proportionate...

And Awesome!

 

Feet Jets make half-sense, like hover/rocket boots.

Body Jets don't make sense! >8O

 

Sniper = Win.

 

Proportions are the main problem D:

 

They were going somewhere with Toa Ignika's shorter upper arms...

Only if they used Metru legs as arms...

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

I've begun to accept the fact that Toa/Matoran proportions aren't humanoid.

 

But not humanoid doesn't excuse bad aesthetics.

 

Gali has bad aesthetics.

 

I agree with what you say.

 

BtB

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I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

No he didn't.

Inika shins only LOOK bigger.

 

Welcome to the realm of impatient 8 year-olds.

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Everyday Toa Proportions = Monkey.

Gali's Proportions = Gorilla.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Gorilla=Awesomeness FAIL

 

I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

 

Only if Gali had both the upper and lower Metru legs... *sighs and reams about Silver Metru Legs*

 

Then she'd be proportionate...

And Awesome!

 

Feet Jets make half-sense, like hover/rocket boots.

Body Jets don't make sense! >8O

 

Sniper = Win.

 

Proportions are the main problem D:

 

They were going somewhere with Toa Ignika's shorter upper arms...

Only if they used Metru legs as arms...

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Lol.

 

I said gorillas are awesome, but I never said gorilla's proportion are awesome in the set. :P

 

But I don't really mind them. Although I do agree with you that Gali would look better with the Metru legs.

 

BODY JETS ON TAHU=I just think they look cool. :P

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@Bunda: Yeah, but the proportions make them look lanky, especially the Inika. They look skinny and lanky...just like me. XP

 

I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

No he didn't.

Inika shins only LOOK bigger.

 

Welcome to the realm of impatient 8 year-olds.

 

BY JOVE. O.O

I thought I measured them once before, I was wrong.

You get a gold star of awesomeness.

*Stamps on Forehead*

 

 

Everyday Toa Proportions = Monkey.

Gorilla=Awesomeness FAIL

 

I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

 

Only if Gali had both the upper and lower Metru legs... *sighs and reams about Silver Metru Legs*

 

Then she'd be proportionate...

And Awesome!

 

Feet Jets make half-sense, like hover/rocket boots.

Body Jets don't make sense! >8O

 

Sniper = Win.

 

Proportions are the main problem D:

 

They were going somewhere with Toa Ignika's shorter upper arms...

Only if they used Metru legs as arms...

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Gali's Proportions = Gorilla.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Lol.

 

I said gorillas are awesome, but I never said gorilla's proportion are awesome in the set. :P

 

But I don't really mind them. Although I do agree with you that Gali would look better with the Metru legs.

 

BODY JETS ON TAHU=I just think they look cool. :P

 

If you turned those jets on, your Body would be pushed forward while your libs and head would dangle back from the wind. XD

 

You could possible break your neck. o.O

 

 

I still think she looks cooler then Gali Mata and Nuva.

 

Nah, the Kaukau is one of the winniest masks ever.

It's up there with the other Mata Masks, but it's transparent, making it super-special.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

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@Bunda: Yeah, but the proportions make them look lanky, especially the Inika. They look skinny and lanky...just like me. XP

 

I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

No he didn't.

Inika shins only LOOK bigger.

 

Welcome to the realm of impatient 8 year-olds.

 

BY JOVE. O.O

I thought I measured them once before, I was wrong.

You get a gold star of awesomeness.

*Stamps on Forehead*

 

 

Everyday Toa Proportions = Monkey.

Gorilla=Awesomeness FAIL

 

I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

 

Only if Gali had both the upper and lower Metru legs... *sighs and reams about Silver Metru Legs*

 

Then she'd be proportionate...

And Awesome!

 

Feet Jets make half-sense, like hover/rocket boots.

Body Jets don't make sense! >8O

 

Sniper = Win.

 

Proportions are the main problem D:

 

They were going somewhere with Toa Ignika's shorter upper arms...

Only if they used Metru legs as arms...

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Gali's Proportions = Gorilla.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Lol.

 

I said gorillas are awesome, but I never said gorilla's proportion are awesome in the set. :P

 

But I don't really mind them. Although I do agree with you that Gali would look better with the Metru legs.

 

BODY JETS ON TAHU=I just think they look cool. :P

 

If you turned those jets on, your Body would be pushed forward while your libs and head would dangle back from the wind. XD

 

You could possible break your neck. o.O

 

 

I still think she looks cooler then Gali Mata and Nuva.

 

Nah, the Kaukau is one of the winniest masks ever.

It's up there with the other Mata Masks, but it's transparent, making it super-special.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Gali Nuva was kinda awful though... >_>

 

BtB

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Welcome to my world, established in 2001.

 

It really doesn't get much better, I'm afraid.

 

 

I agree, but this whole business is so illogical that it causes my head to pain.

 

 

Where's a robot I can go sit around with and logicspeak?

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Everyday Toa Proportions = Monkey.

Gorilla=Awesomeness FAIL

 

I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

 

Only if Gali had both the upper and lower Metru legs... *sighs and reams about Silver Metru Legs*

 

Then she'd be proportionate...

And Awesome!

 

Feet Jets make half-sense, like hover/rocket boots.

Body Jets don't make sense! >8O

 

Sniper = Win.

 

Proportions are the main problem D:

 

They were going somewhere with Toa Ignika's shorter upper arms...

Only if they used Metru legs as arms...

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Gali's Proportions = Gorilla.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Lol.

 

I said gorillas are awesome, but I never said gorilla's proportion are awesome in the set. :P

 

But I don't really mind them. Although I do agree with you that Gali would look better with the Metru legs.

 

BODY JETS ON TAHU=I just think they look cool. :P

 

If you turned those jets on, your Body would be pushed forward while your libs and head would dangle back from the wind. XD

 

You could possible break your neck. o.O

But real-life physics don't apply in the BIONICLE world. ;P

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Everyday Toa Proportions = Monkey.

Gali's Proportions = Gorilla.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Gorilla=Awesomeness

Gorilla=Optimus Primal.

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@Bunda: Yeah, but the proportions make them look lanky, especially the Inika. They look skinny and lanky...just like me. XP

 

I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

No he didn't.

Inika shins only LOOK bigger.

 

Welcome to the realm of impatient 8 year-olds.

 

BY JOVE. O.O

I thought I measured them once before, I was wrong.

You get a gold star of awesomeness.

*Stamps on Forehead*

 

 

Everyday Toa Proportions = Monkey.

Gorilla=Awesomeness FAIL

 

I just don't like any of the proportions of the Toa canister sets now. =\

 

I mean Lewa had longer arms then legs! >8O

 

Only if Gali had both the upper and lower Metru legs... *sighs and reams about Silver Metru Legs*

 

Then she'd be proportionate...

And Awesome!

 

Feet Jets make half-sense, like hover/rocket boots.

Body Jets don't make sense! >8O

 

Sniper = Win.

 

Proportions are the main problem D:

 

They were going somewhere with Toa Ignika's shorter upper arms...

Only if they used Metru legs as arms...

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Gali's Proportions = Gorilla.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

Lol.

 

I said gorillas are awesome, but I never said gorilla's proportion are awesome in the set. :P

 

But I don't really mind them. Although I do agree with you that Gali would look better with the Metru legs.

 

BODY JETS ON TAHU=I just think they look cool. :P

 

If you turned those jets on, your Body would be pushed forward while your libs and head would dangle back from the wind. XD

 

You could possible break your neck. o.O

 

 

I still think she looks cooler then Gali Mata and Nuva.

 

Nah, the Kaukau is one of the winniest masks ever.

It's up there with the other Mata Masks, but it's transparent, making it super-special.

 

[-The Alchemyst-]

XD

 

I don't think Tahu would like going that fast. :P

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