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Virus Alert


Teemaich

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Hey

Everyone, listen up

Your attention, if you please

 

We wanna give you a warning

'Cause I found out this morning

'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus

 

If you should get any mail with the subject "Stinky Cheese"

Better not go taking your chances

Under no circumstances

Should you open it or else it will...

 

Translate your documents into Swahili

Make your TV record Gigli

Neuter your pets

And give your laundry static cling

 

(Look out) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze

(Look out) Erase the Easter Eggs off your DVDs

(Look out) Erase your hard drive and your backups too

And the hard drive of anyone related to you

 

Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

 

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls

It'll make your keyboard all sticky

Give your poodle a hickey

And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney

 

Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls

It'll set your clocks back an hour

And start hogging the shower

So just trash it now, or else it will...

 

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie

Legally change your name to Reggie

Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

 

(Look out) It's gonna melt your face right off your skull

(Look out) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull

(Look out) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep

(Look out) And make you physically attracted to sheep

 

(Look out) Steal your identity and your credit cards

(Look out) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards

(Look out) Then cause a major rift in time and space

And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place

 

That's right, it a...

 

Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

 

Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody

Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

 

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born

So, before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn

 

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down

Drop it in a forty three foot hole in the ground

Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine

Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online

 

Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

 

Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

 

Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody

Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

 

What are you waiting for?

Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know

 

Hit... "send"... right... now

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