18 Hours Later...
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Thursday, January 1, 2009
Graaaah, haven't blogged all year. Happy 2009 everyone!
Remember those magical minutes after the New Year tolls in...
"I haven't slept all year."
"I haven't eaten all year."
"I haven't been to the bathroom all year."
"I've been standing up all year."
"Shower? Please, I haven't taken one all year."
"Go outside? I've been in my house all year."
"Haven't seen you all year, man."
"I haven't gone downstairs all year."
"I haven't been online in a year."
"Where's the cat? Haven't seen her all year."
"No one's called me all year..."
"I haven't climbed the stairs in a year... someone please re-teach me? Oof--"
Be relentless as you can.
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