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Questions, Part 2


-Sidorak-

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11. At the airport, what does it mean to "pre-board" the plane? To get on before you get on?

 

12. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

13. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

 

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

15. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

 

17. If a man is speaking in the middle of the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

18. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

 

19. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

 

20. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

 

 

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11. Yup, I guess it does.

 

12. Ultimately FAILED.

 

13. Depends on how much you ate.

 

14. Bread, unsliced.

 

15. No, it'd be called a "lame."

 

16. Both.

 

17. Yes.

 

18. To the city.

 

19. Mine. >:)

 

20. It's because Chuck Norris arranged it that way.

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11. Obviously, my dear friend.

 

12. You failed like a WINNAR!

 

13. Depends on how much there is. Also, no-one has yet invented "pasto" or "antipasta", so your logic is wrong.

 

14. Bread.

 

15. I'd call it a dead.

 

16. Both.

 

17. If someone records him, yes.

 

18. They can't. It's part of the cruelty of life.

 

19. No idea. But a high-five for him!

 

20. Because the world would end otherwise.

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