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If Life Were Directed By Michael Bay...


Necro

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Seeing as in that FIOS commercial he revealed he demands things to be awesome, we can safely assume life would, while nowhere near as intelligent or logical as it is now, would be more awesome.(Put in spoiler tags because I had too much fun with images)

 

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So, to start, you'd wake up to an awesome alarm clock.

 

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In the Michael Bay world, as soon as you hit the snooze button, logically it's only option is to explode, thus waking you up. You then go downstairs, where you have an awesome breakfast, which of course has awesome morning tea.

 

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After awesome breakfast, you get in your awesome car, which is either one of these;

 

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Or one of these;

 

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Put in your awesome CD of awesome music.

 

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And drive to your awesome job.

 

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Once you finish your awesome job, you drive back to your awesome home in your awesome car, where you pass the time with awesome Coke & Mentos.

 

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Then once that gets boring you order an awesome pizza.

 

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Which is delivered by an awesome pizza guy.

 

*Insert pic of myself or Shia LaBeouf*

 

Once you finish your awesome pizza, you remember to mail your awesome easter cards.

 

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Then you go to sleep in your awesome bed.

 

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And await the next awesome day/sequel.

 

On a less pointless note...actually, until I get my camera back I can't really think of anything more meaningful to blog.

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Lol. I've just watched Transformers again. Best quote of the day, the arcitc expedition: "The Ice is freezing faster then it's melting!"

 

If Life were a Michael Bay film it'd probably be like that other Axe-commercial they had on TV a while back.

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The Transformers/Abbey Road crossover is just too awesome. Shoulda replaced Paul though cause he's supposedly dead ( :lookaround: )
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If life were a Michael Bay film...

 

I'd hope it were in Spanish.

 

Cause I don't like Michael Bay films and Spanish makes me interested in things I'm not interested in.

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LENS FLARE. 8D

 

And I bet even putting the milk in the coffee in the morning would be a close-up shot of the milk :D With no idea what the total scene looks like ^^

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Funny thing is I read an article that said Michael Bay would like to take a break from all the action movies.

 

Personally, I find that hard to believe.

 

Kohaku

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Funny thing is I read an article that said Michael Bay would like to take a break from all the action movies.

 

Personally, I find that hard to believe.

 

Kohaku

That's like a fish saying it want to take a break from water

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