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Words Cannot Express How Furious I Am!


Phyoohrii

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If you have not already seen the latest Kanohi Journal magazine, you should go and read it for yourself. I have, and was disgusted to find my article did not make it, but someone else that I do not care to call by name (I am sure you know who I mean) took the position that was rightly mine. An atrocity, I tell you!

This is of course what you should have read.

QUOTE(Phrenzhii @ with the true Random User Spotlight #7)

You were of course hoping for a delightful little article from your favourite 'Dark Hunter' Hunter, where he would talk about a member of the BZPower forums or Biosector01 Wiki that he picked used a random number generator. Pathetic. What is the point of it? Is it not just a filler, a big of uninteresting banter to change the mood in the magazine a bit, with no thought put into it whatsoever? I will show you how it is meant to be done. Phrenzhii is in control now.

 

Protoss General is the BZPower member who receives this 'prestigious' award this month. He has been a member of BZPower since the twelfth of July 2004, and in that time has made over 500 proclamations in aspects of the forums where the 'post count' increases. It is evident that this so called general may be an enthusiast for Protoss, as the name, 'avatar' and banner suggest. He of course (falsely) claims to be from the Home of the Protoss, Aiur. I am not sure what a Protoss is, exactly, but I suspect he does not have any real connections with the Protoss at all. A fraud.

That is to be expected, I would assume. He is only fourteen years old, after all. However, he does have some interesting tastes and interests. He likes the Muppets and their songs, and seems to like music from the films that he has watched. In particular, he mentions songs Any Old Iron, Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear! and Greensleeves. He naturally enjoys the BIONICLE toy and storyline, as well as these forums. The Transformers toy line are also one of the few of his favourite things.

While this member has received over 700 page hits to his profile, it is evident that in his time he may not have been the ideal BZP citizen, as he has lost Protodermis points in his travels. He has also had numerous name changes, starting his time on BZPower as Unit: Dinobot: Maximal, or at least this is what we can assume.

Well, congratulations, Protoss General, you do not get anything apart from a spotlight in a magazine after being chosen randomly. Fancy that. That should please you.

Deplorable, that little gnat beneath my feet which I will crush. Which article would you prefer, hmm?

 

 

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Well, hey, you can't have everything you want - the producer probably didn't know about the overtake of Phy's account, and were expecting the "cheerful little article" he always gave, not one where you slagged off another member.

 

They probably did it out of shock, or just plain confusion as to what you're talking about.

 

Oh, by the way, i do hope you won't find this offensive - i'm only doing my best.

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Well, hey, you can't have everything you want - the producer probably didn't know about the overtake of Phy's account, and were expecting the "cheerful little article" he always gave, not one where you slagged off another member.

 

They probably did it out of shock, or just plain confusion as to what you're talking about.

 

Please don't crush me, Great Lord Phrenzhii, I am but a humble speck in the shadow of your immense greatness.

Edited for egotistical accuracy. =P

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