My Life Is Awesome
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(What really got me loving this. It was my first I read.)Today there was a thunderstorm, so naturally I dressed up as a Death Eater and pretended every boom of thunder was my spell being cast. As I was shouting Avada Kedavra, a bolt of lightning flashed. I'm still afraid that I may have killed someone.
(I really want to learn a British accent so I can do this at work. )Today, as I was waiting on line at a store, I noticed the cashier had a British accent. When it was my turn, I faked a British accent in conversation. He asked me where I was from, so I admitted that I was faking. His British accent disappeared as he said, "Me too."
Today I was browsing through the famous events that happened on my birthday. I discovered that I share that birthday with Bruce Lee and Jimmy Hendrix. I was mildly interested. Then I saw that I share it with Bill Nye the Science guy. This excites me much, much more.
D:Today, I noticed it wouldn't be hard to undo the giant pin that held hundreds of dodgeballs at Walmart. The lifetime ban I now have from that Walmart was a small price to pay for the image of the avalanche of dodgeballs that engulfed half the store.
Today, I discovered a box in my dad's closet titled "Emergency Box". Inside was $12.52, a pair [of] socks, and 2 plastic lightsabers. I feel secure now.
Today while at the station I saw a bunch of kids laughing at a Monk who couldn't get through the ticket barrier. I helped him put his ticket through and he bowed to me then gave me a flower. I win.
(I am so doing this.)Today, I found out that August 8th is National Sneak A Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day. I would like to meet the person that came up with this day.
Anyone have any good ones?
-CF 
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