Why Can't We Live On The Internet?
On the internet...
You can carry on ten conversations simultaneously without any of the other people knowing.
Nobody can interrupt you mid-sentence.
You can change your appearance as simply as uploading a new avatar.
No one has ever stubbed their toe on a topic.
You can speak in color.
Nobody ever got tired running from BZP to Wikipedia to Google to BZP to their blog to the messenger to lego.com to...
Friends are added with the click of a button.
With the magic of the backspace key, no one says the dreaded, "No, go ahead, I want to hear the rest of it."
Emoticons show expressions you could never manage with your actual face. =3
Every time you retie your shoe, the world can know.
You can brutally murder your friends with shotguns, sniper rifles, and grenades without affecting your friendship in any way.
You don't get arrested for shopping for groceries in your underwear.
Turakii
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