You're attacked by a Repair Nektann

HARDCORE! PARKOUR!

PARKOUR! PARKOUR! PARKOUR! PARKOUR! *eats ham sandwich*

PARKOUR!

 

*falls into empty refrigerator box*

 

|MX|

PARKOUR! *consecutively slides across 50 car-hoods without tripping up*

PARKOUR! PARKOUR! PARKOUR! PARKOUR! *crashes into ham sandwich*

Parkour!

 

*falls through a box*

 

parkour…

PARKOUR!!

*Jumps over fence, crashes, slices hand open, rushed to emergancy room.*

 

It happened to my friend.

 

 

~Eeko~

Nuju Metru does Parkour.

 

So does the Prince of Persia.

 

PARKOUR. PARKOUR.

*is skyrocketed into air*

 

-SK

Nuju Metru does Parkour.

 

Seriously, I do do Parkour. AND I OWN AT IT.

 

I can kong vault like, 6 feet. :3

 

-Nuju Metru

PARKOUR! PARKOUR! PARKOUR! *Does not get it*

PARKOUR! PARKOUR! PARKOUR! *Does not get it*

Dude, look it up. Parkour will blow your mind.

seen it in inFAMOUS and assassin's creed

You want some crazy Parkour, go drag Tok back on here. He is insane.

omigosh I learned something today. that's so cool!

What? (Checks Wikipedia)

 

Oh, OH! I think I already have a habit of doing that.

 

Not the jumping or climbing part, just avoiding obsticals when I'm fast-walking.

Yeah, on just walking parkour-styled, slick and flowing moves, plus the moonwalk, can really help.

 

I should learn how to wall-run.

I used to Parkour...

Til I broke my leg in three places

Not fun after, but extremely so during

FYI: It was off a third story ledge

Momentum got me up, Gravity did the rest

WHOAWHOAWHOA

Where, my good friend, is the obligatory 9 entry? >: O

I, Captain Lhikevikk, thank ye for teachin' this fine art! It be useful when landlocked and escapin' from the confound'd scurvy dogs!

PARKOUR! *Trys to climb onto desk* Parkour parkour!