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Mayonnaise Taco Monday


Dokuma

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Today's theme? Ask Dokuma Anything.

 

So in otherwords, anything goes. 'Cause I mean, how can I honestly call it "Ask Dokuma Anything" if you can't ask me anything?

 

Yes, that's me, Dokuma. I am a real live Bionicle named Dokuma. lolololol

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Coke or Pepsi?

 

Apple or Windows?

 

IE or FF?

 

Boxers or briefs?

 

Tea and cake or death?

 

Coffee or tea?

 

Water or air?

 

True or false?

 

How or when?

 

Who or what?

 

Question or answer?

 

~EW~

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How do I achieve true happiness?

Happiness is temporal. Joy and hope are eternal.

 

How can I become a Chuck Norris?

Same way Chuck Norris became Chuck Norris.

 

What is the true form of this question and can you grasp it?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

Coke or Pepsi?

Coke.

Apple or Windows?

Apple.

IE or FF?

FF.

Boxers or briefs?

Boxers.

Tea and cake or death?

Tea and cake.

Coffee or tea?

Coffee.

Water or air?

:uh:

True or false?

Yes

How or when?

Both

Who or what?

???

Question or answer?

PROFIT!

~EW~

 

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are we awesome friends?

 

what kind of question was that? xD

Yes. : D

 

And I have no idea :P

 

What's with the entry title?

 

Doesn't it sound absolutely horrendous to the tastebuds? x__o

 

-Nikira

It's a Five Iron Frenzy song. :P

 

Using the term "song" loosely, that is. :P

 

what's your favorite color of glue?

justice is blind

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Why is the answer to everything 42?

 

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?

 

Who is the real identity of Tuma?

 

Will the world end in 2012?

 

What about 2013?

 

2020?

 

Who is Angry Nidhiki's cousin's stepmother's grandmother?

 

Why am I not related to you?

 

Who created Starbucks?

 

Why is the false identity of Mrs. Dokuma?

 

Why do you have so many children?

 

Are you hungry?

 

Am I hungry?

 

Is Chuck Norris hungry?

 

Do you live in Hungary?

 

Which is better for a vacation: Hawaii, Tahiti, or New Zealand?

 

Who came first: the Chicken or the Egg?

 

The Klinker or the Poop?

 

The Dok or the Kuma?

 

The Burp or the Soda?

 

The Coke or the Mentos?

 

Why am I asking so many questions?

 

Why are you answering so many questions?

 

Do you answer as many as Greg?

 

What is your least favorite donut flavor?

 

Do you Yahoo?

 

Do you Eat Fresh?

 

Do you live in Sparta?

 

Do you liek mudkipz?

 

Are you human?

 

Am I human?

 

Is Nid human?

 

Is Chuck Norris human?

 

Is Mantax not not not not not not human?

 

Am I bored?

 

Can you Podrace?

 

Are you a mutant?

 

Are you not a mutant?

 

Are you going to mutate yourself?

 

Who comes up with these internet memes, anyways?

 

Which is better: Photoshop or GIMP

 

Hamburgers or Cheeseburgers?

 

Chicken or Turkey?

 

North Korea or South Korea?

 

China or Japan?

 

Dokuma or Amukod?

 

Cows or goats?

 

Fish or whales?

 

What is your name?

 

What is your quest?

 

What is the air speed velocity of a Gukko?

 

What is the major facepalm of death?

 

Do you think I'll finish the sen

 

Do you think I'll finish this po

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Why is the answer to everything 42?

It's from the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.

 

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?

Because he could.

 

Who is the real identity of Tuma?

Tuma.

 

Will the world end in 2012?

Only if you're Mayan.

 

What about 2013?

mermaids

 

2020?

see above

 

Who is Angry Nidhiki's cousin's stepmother's grandmother?

Me.

 

Why am I not related to you?

Who knows

 

Who created Starbucks?

The weird lady in the logo

 

Why is the false identity of Mrs. Dokuma?

Engrish muuch?

 

Why do you have so many children?

uhhhhh

 

Are you hungry?

yes

 

Am I hungry?

why am i wasting my time actually answering this

 

Is Chuck Norris hungry?

mermaids

 

Do you live in Hungary?

no

 

Which is better for a vacation: Hawaii, Tahiti, or New Zealand?

yes

 

Who came first: the Chicken or the Egg?

chicken

 

The Klinker or the Poop?

klinker

 

The Dok or the Kuma?

dok

 

The Burp or the Soda?

soda

 

The Coke or the Mentos?

SHUTTY

 

Why am I asking so many questions?

....

 

Why are you answering so many questions?

IDK!

 

Do you answer as many as Greg?

maybe

 

What is your least favorite donut flavor?

anything too sugary

 

Do you Yahoo?

no

 

Do you Eat Fresh?

ni

 

Do you live in Sparta?

nill

 

Do you liek mudkipz?

yezzz

 

Are you human?

yes

 

Am I human?

no

 

Is Nid human?

no

 

Is Chuck Norris human?

no

 

Is Mantax not not not not not not human?

this is a trick answer

 

Am I bored?

 

Can you Podrace?

 

Are you a mutant?

 

Are you not a mutant?

 

Are you going to mutate yourself?

 

Who comes up with these internet memes, anyways?

 

Which is better: Photoshop or GIMP

 

Hamburgers or Cheeseburgers?

 

Chicken or Turkey?

 

North Korea or South Korea?

 

China or Japan?

 

Dokuma or Amukod?

 

Cows or goats?

 

Fish or whales?

 

What is your name?

 

What is your quest?

 

What is the air speed velocity of a Gukko?

 

What is the major facepalm of death?

 

Do you think I'll finish the sen

 

Do you think I'll finish this po

attention span lost

 

What's the difference between a fish?

(If you get this right you are a genius)

Since that's a trick question, this is a trick answer

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Why is the answer to everything 42?

It's from the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.

 

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?

Because he could.

 

Who is the real identity of Tuma?

Tuma.

 

Will the world end in 2012?

Only if you're Mayan.

 

What about 2013?

mermaids

 

2020?

see above

 

Who is Angry Nidhiki's cousin's stepmother's grandmother?

Me.

 

Why am I not related to you?

Who knows

 

Who created Starbucks?

The weird lady in the logo

 

Why is the false identity of Mrs. Dokuma?

Engrish muuch?

 

Why do you have so many children?

uhhhhh

 

Are you hungry?

yes

 

Am I hungry?

why am i wasting my time actually answering this

 

Is Chuck Norris hungry?

mermaids

 

Do you live in Hungary?

no

 

Which is better for a vacation: Hawaii, Tahiti, or New Zealand?

yes

 

Who came first: the Chicken or the Egg?

chicken

 

The Klinker or the Poop?

klinker

 

The Dok or the Kuma?

dok

 

The Burp or the Soda?

soda

 

The Coke or the Mentos?

SHUTTY

 

Why am I asking so many questions?

....

 

Why are you answering so many questions?

IDK!

 

Do you answer as many as Greg?

maybe

 

What is your least favorite donut flavor?

anything too sugary

 

Do you Yahoo?

no

 

Do you Eat Fresh?

ni

 

Do you live in Sparta?

nill

 

Do you liek mudkipz?

yezzz

 

Are you human?

yes

 

Am I human?

no

 

Is Nid human?

no

 

Is Chuck Norris human?

no

 

Is Mantax not not not not not not human?

this is a trick answer

 

Am I bored?

 

Can you Podrace?

 

Are you a mutant?

 

Are you not a mutant?

 

Are you going to mutate yourself?

 

Who comes up with these internet memes, anyways?

 

Which is better: Photoshop or GIMP

 

Hamburgers or Cheeseburgers?

 

Chicken or Turkey?

 

North Korea or South Korea?

 

China or Japan?

 

Dokuma or Amukod?

 

Cows or goats?

 

Fish or whales?

 

What is your name?

 

What is your quest?

 

What is the air speed velocity of a Gukko?

 

What is the major facepalm of death?

 

Do you think I'll finish the sen

 

Do you think I'll finish this po

attention span lost

I didn't even expect you to answer that much. I just had fun writing it :P.

 

:k::h:

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If a train leaving Grand Central Station beats another one with a mallet, then jumps a penny on the rail and crushes a cow, what color are the engineer's nostril hairs? Solve for x.

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What if makuta showed up at your door, then got down on one knee and proposed to you but inside the box there was a miniature black hole that sucked you up and transported you to a vat of melted white chocolate?

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Why am I?

 

What is the question to which 42 is the answer?

 

Will we ever?

 

What?

 

No?

 

An oozy rat in a sanitary zoo?

 

Will you have fries with that?

 

Attention span lost yet?

 

Now?

 

If not now, when?

 

If not when, how?

 

If not how, why?

 

If not why, who?

 

If not who, where?

 

If not where, do you give up?

 

I like platypusses.

 

Am I actually a question.

 

No?

 

Or?

 

WHY?!?!?!?!? D=

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Are you human?

yes

 

Yes, that's me, Dokuma. I am a real live Bionicle named Dokuma. lolololol

 

Why do you contradict yourself?

 

If you are a Bionicle, are you made of plastic? If yes, have any of your joints broken?

 

If you are a human, are you made of plastic? If yes, have any of your base belong to us?

 

Why did this Dokuma name-changing fad get popular right after I changed my name to something un-Dokuma related, therefore excluding me from the name-changing fad once it got popular?

 

Why so serious?

 

Why so silly?

 

Why so sane?

 

Why so psychotic?

 

Why?

 

Do you regret telling us we could ask you anything?

 

Does Hapori Tohu use the gears on the back of his head to grind up wheat as a food source?

 

Do you have gears on the back of your head? If yes, what do they taste like?

 

Do you have the flu?

 

Do you have the flu that Telluris and Sahmad caught?

 

How do you say "Lewa?"

 

How do you say "Dume?"

 

What is the longest word in the English language?

 

What is the longest word in the Maori language?

 

What is the longest word in the Matoran language?

 

If the Zyglak hate people who speak the Matoran language, what other languages are there?

 

Why does everyone always talk in English all the time in Bionicle instead of their respective languages?

 

Why do Matoran call their disks "disk disks," animals "beast beasts," masks "mask masks," and other things?

 

Did Vakama ever cut his hand on Makuta's obsidion rock?

 

Did his wound get infected like all those evil wounds you hear about in fantasy novels?

 

You suddenly turned into Jello except for your arm, hand, and fingers. A caveman starts eating your leg. You have a roll of duct tape in your hand. What do you do?

 

Did you swallow Malaysia? If yes, did it taste good?

 

What is your favorite food?

 

Did you just say "Mayonaise Taco?"

 

Did you type "Mayonaise Taco?"

 

Do you think it was a good idea for me to make the BZP Comics Wiki? If no, why are you an admin? If yes, kumquat?

 

What is Gavla's favorite word?

 

Did your attention span last this long? Mine didn't.

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Mayonaise Taco Monday misspelled much?

o snap

 

If a train leaving Grand Central Station beats another one with a mallet, then jumps a penny on the rail and crushes a cow, what color are the engineer's nostril hairs? Solve for x.

findX.gif

 

What if makuta showed up at your door, then got down on one knee and proposed to you but inside the box there was a miniature black hole that sucked you up and transported you to a vat of melted white chocolate?

We can only wonder.

 

Why do you have so many children?

uhhhhh

 

teehee.png

teehee.png

 

why......do you like everything opposite of me!?!?! D:

What

 

Are you human?

yes

 

Yes, that's me, Dokuma. I am a real live Bionicle named Dokuma. lolololol

 

Why do you contradict yourself?

:uh:

If you are a Bionicle, are you made of plastic? If yes, have any of your joints broken?

I'm not a bonkle :)

If you are a human, are you made of plastic? If yes, have any of your base belong to us?

not that i recall

Why did this Dokuma name-changing fad get popular right after I changed my name to something un-Dokuma related, therefore excluding me from the name-changing fad once it got popular?

Hmm, only time will tell.

Why so serious?

Why not?

Why so silly?

SO FOX.

Why so sane?

SO FOX.

Why so psychotic?

SO FOX.

Why?

42.

Do you regret telling us we could ask you anything?

YEEEES. :P

Does Hapori Tohu use the gears on the back of his head to grind up wheat as a food source?

no, it's for walnuts

Do you have gears on the back of your head? If yes, what do they taste like?

n/a

Do you have the flu?

negatory

Do you have the flu that Telluris and Sahmad caught?

eww storyline

How do you say "Lewa?"

Loo-wah

How do you say "Dume?"

DOOM

What is the longest word in the English language?

supercalifragilisticexpialodocious

What is the longest word in the Maori language?

whenua

What is the longest word in the Matoran language?

tiribomba

If the Zyglak hate people who speak the Matoran language, what other languages are there?

Skakdi, Visorak....

Why does everyone always talk in English all the time in Bionicle instead of their respective languages?

Because their target audience doesn't speak Matoran.

Why do Matoran call their disks "disk disks," animals "beast beasts," masks "mask masks," and other things?

BECAUSE LEGO IS DUMB : D

Did Vakama ever cut his hand on Makuta's obsidion rock?

huh

Did his wound get infected like all those evil wounds you hear about in fantasy novels?

:uh:

You suddenly turned into Jello except for your arm, hand, and fingers. A caveman starts eating your leg. You have a roll of duct tape in your hand. What do you do?

Partu! :happydance:

Did you swallow Malaysia? If yes, did it taste good?

no, IMMA FIRIN IT

What is your favorite food?

Blog

Did you just say "Mayonaise Taco?"

no

Did you type "Mayonaise Taco?"

bingo

Do you think it was a good idea for me to make the BZP Comics Wiki? If no, why are you an admin? If yes, kumquat?

yes, kumquat

What is Gavla's favorite word?

lisa cuddy

Did your attention span last this long? Mine didn't.

amazingly it did =O

 

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