Dear Science
You got teleconferences across the world with video done, you got eye-scanning, finger scanning and voice scanning door locks done, you got retro cafes done, heck, you even got past Jaws in 3D in terms of film immersion with Avatar.
But I still expect hovercars, hoverboards, TV-head robot waiters, self-drying clothes, skyways, dry ice-cooled drinks, a cybernetically-enhanced Thomas F. Wilson, cyborgs, dehydrated pizza I can hydrate and have ready and awesome in 10 seconds, levitating spinal therapy, barcode license plates, translucent ties, near-indistinguishable-from-actual-skin latex masks, and a 3D Jaws movie by 2015. No exceptions, don't make me go Amish on you Science.
Also, Universe, if you could make the Cubs win the 2015 World Series, that would be incredibly awesome. I know that you're not supposed to let them win anything, but please do it as a favour for me?
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