You're attacked by a Repair Nektann

It certainly doesn't help when you start picturing yourself hanging on the trees.

 

Sans organs.

Don't ever get lost in a corn field.
EVER.
Seriously, people have died in those things. (I live in Iowa.)

Solution: learn how to cook with bark.

Slender Man is awesome.

 

~EW~

Slender Man is O_o.

Solution: learn how to cook with bark.

 

Solution 2: Burn the forest.

Solution 3: Realize that you are in Mirkwood; look for Elves, watch out for spiders.

Solution 2: Burn the forest.

How would you escape the flames?

 

Also it'd take forever to burn the forest cause it's infinite.

Solution 4:

Climb the Trees, find way out, then burn it all

Slender Man stuff doesn't help anything.

Or just climb one of the trees so you can see over the forest and figure out which way you should go...

I guess that everyone has a fear of being completely alone.

This does sound like a very freaky variation, though.

Solution 5: Give him twenty dollars.

 

 

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Sorry. There's this video with this song about wifin' in the club and, well, it was funny...

 

Anyways, I think the Blair Witch isn't of much help either, too.

Neat rows.