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I only have four songs on my playlist, but here goes...

 

The Tommy that wasn't deaf, dumb, or blind...

 

Livin On A Prayer- Bon Jovi

Tommy used to work on the docks, but with the union on strike things are tough and his wife has to work at a diner.

 

Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen

So apparently Tommy killed somebody and cried to his momma and then was executed by a bizarre singing court who made him mad.

 

The instrumental to Song of Love by Rebecca St. James- twice, in two different keys

So then Christian music played.

iTunes, everything else is for silly people.

it's a nice idea though, here's my try at the cba edition:

 

Morning Rain - Trisector

Early morning in the town of Quahog, Peter Griffin went out in the rain to get something from the shop. Out of no where, he was tripped from behind.

 

Airborne - Marcus Intalex

he flew through the air and landed with a skid

 

Headlock - High Contrast Remix

before he could get to his feet, the giant chicken had him in a headlock

 

Survival Of The Fittest - Utah Jazz

he wrestled free and got into his stance, it was survival of the fittest now

 

Evah - Jonny L

thus ensued a fight scene that seemed to go on forevah

 

Transporter - Logistics

as they were fighting, they caused a large vehicle crash

 

Chemicals - MRSA

one of the vehicles was containing dangerous chemicals, which spilt on the giant chicken who sizzled an died. Peter walked off towards the horizon, battered an bruised.

 

Inspired by Family guy, music from This Is Drum + Bass [Disc 1], mixed and selected by High Contrast, all rights reserved.

The "Soundtrack To Your Life" version of this was okay, but this is just weird.

 

Let's do it!

 

Unyielding - Martin O'Donnell

 

There once was a great warrior known only as John. In all his battles, he fought with the strength of ten men, never yielding to the forces of evil.

 

Phenomenon - TobyMac

 

One day, he was asked to help battle a monstrous creature brought through supernatural phenomenon by an evil wizard. As always, he didn't hesitate to accept the call.

 

Death of Me - Red

 

But he didn't know the wizard had called this monster specifically to fight John, as the first step to conquer the land. The beast was the greatest any man had ever seen; surely it would be the death of him.

 

Above All - Michael W. Smith

 

When John reached the beast, he saw firsthand what he was dealing with. The monstrosity towered above all the men, trees, and buildings. For the first time in many years, he was uncertain if he could defeat this foe.

 

We Live - Superchick

 

But John knew he had to face it. Long ago, when he first became a warrior, he took the sacred oath, chanting it with his fellow knights: "We live to fight any threat to peace within any land to which we are called; may we die fighting for what is right."

 

Move - Thousand Foot Krutch

 

The creature made his move first. It swung its massive sword at John, narrowly missing when the warrior dodged to the side. John used various weapons and strategies against the beast, but nothing seemed to affect it.

 

Strong Tower - Kutless

 

So he decided to go with a different plan: if he could not destroy the beast, then he could destroy it's master. The wizard lived in a massive tower surrounded by dark clouds a few miles away, so he mounted his horse and rode off with the monster in close pursuit.

 

Sunny Days - Jars Of Clay

 

When he at last reached the tower, he ran into it, quickly clearing each floor of the wizard's forces in his ascent. The beast remained outside, unable to attack John lest he also hurt his master or his tower. When John reached the summit, he and the wizard fought long and hard for what seemed like an eternity, until John finally emerged victorious. The monster returned to whence it came in a display of fire and smoke; the clouds cleared and the sun shown once again on the valley.

 

Presence (My Heart's Desire) - Newsboys

 

But John was not unhurt. The battle with the wizard had sapped his strength, and his numerous wounds weighed down upon him. He lay in the valley, thinking only of his heart's one desire: his beloved wife Catherine. And so, at long last, he died with her name on his lips.

 

Grace and Love - Kutless

 

When the news of his passing reached his hometown, there was great mourning from all the people. They built him a great monument that praised his deeds of might in battle. But Catherine remembered him not as a warrior, but as a loving husband and father. And so she raised his son, Joshua, to be a man who loved all men, and spoke of peace rather than war.

 

Well, that was easier than I thought it would be. And it makes sense! ...kinda.

 

~

Dangit, Living on a Prayer and Bohemian Rhapsody came to mind, but then Kaitan had to go and use them, so now I can't claim to be original.

 

Anyways, I'll try to come up with a story as interesting as yours, Turakii, but later. By the way, I must criticize: If he lived with his mother, wouldn't he have to ask her permission to go and live in Sweden? That was so unrealistic, it ruined the entire story for me!

 

Your Honor,

Emperor Kraggh

Haha, had to laugh at the Albuquerque reference. That's all the further I got because I'm busy. :&

Too bad Concrete Girl is a nonsense song.

If I only had Evanescence on my laptop, would that be OK?

 

But I can't do that. It would be ruining something I love.

1. Viva La Vida - Coldplay

 

Once upon a time Matoro died. He missed his life. He thought that it was fun. So he asked, "I wanna come back to life". Then the chicken noob genie asked him "lyk srsly r u shure?"

 

2. Dare to be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic

 

"Yeah," said Matoro. "thats lyk kinda stoopid," insisted the chicken noob genie. But Matoro had had enough, and leapt right off of the page.

 

"stoopid," clucked the chicken noob genie.

 

3. Cedars of Lebanon - U2

 

Matoro landed with a " Yayz!1!!11!1!" in some kind of big tree. "Where am I?" he wondered. So he used his giant atlas to turn the world into Atlas view. "Lebanon," he said. "That makes sense."

 

4. I'm So Sick of You - Weird Al Yankovic

 

Then guess who appeared?

 

"You again?" Matoro asked with joy. Then he slapped the narrator. "You again?" Matoro groaned.

 

"yes itz lyk me," said the chicken noob genie. "i still think ur stoopid"

 

"I'm sick of you," muttered Matoro as he stalked towards it with a fork...

 

5. Reawakening - Danny Elfman

 

Suddenly Matoro disappeared. "o yayz it wurkd" said the chicken noob genie. Matoro was still in Karda Nui, except he was awake.

 

6. Got to be there - Michael Jackson

 

With a loud pop, the chicken noob genie appeared in the form of Vamprah. Matoro screamed.

 

"no sily itz jusst me"

 

Matoro stabbed it with a fork. It bled chewed-up gum.

 

7. Jango's Escape - John Williams

 

Suddenly, some guy named Jango appeared. He ran away. Jango escaped!

 

"dat wuz pointles" said the chicken noob genie.

 

"You're a walking cliche," complained Matoro.

 

8. Cable TV - Weird Al Yankovic

 

But the chicken noob genie was not listening. It was watching TV.

 

"Here's where I escape," thought Matoro.

 

9. Zam the Assassin and the Chase Through Coruscant - John Williams

 

Then Matoro got shot by some Makuta named Zam. "Coruscant!" he yelled.

 

"by by" said the chicken noob genie, not once looking up from his TV.

 

10. Unknown Caller - U2

 

Now, Matoro is doomed to work as an Optimum phone operator for all eternity. The end.

 

"the end" said the chicken noob genie.