Status: A Failed Retrieval
Entry posted by Sisen
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I wish I could say Welcome to PNRS, the Poké News Radio Station, but if you’ve been tuning in lately you know that Lord Togepi has taken over the radio station with his Queen Lady Gaga. The Lord and his Lady brutally murdered a Jigglypuff along with the former host of this show and kidnapped a local trainer named Sisen.
Moments ago a trio of trainers broke into the radio tower to try and put an ends to this dastardly plot. Let’s get right into the battle commentary!
*dramatic entry*
Krayzikk sent out a Dewgong, Neelh sent out a Quilava, and Omega B. sent out a Typhlosion. Not waiting for Lord Togepi to make a move, all three trainers ordered their Pokémon in to attack. However, Lord Togepi’s sent out Lady Gaga.
*battle pose*
The three trainers used Ice Beam, Ember, and Eruption on their opponent but she appears to be unaffected. Oh no! It appears that Lady Gaga has used Bad Romance, the three Pokémon have fallen into a dreaded love triangle and lost all focus on the objective.
The three trainers’ Pokémon are now engaged in a lover’s quarrel. It appears that even though they might not fit the definitions outlined by Lord Togepi they will not be allowed to leave here alive. It looks like Neelh’s Quilava referred to as Baba has gone down. Dewgong the Water-Ice type is up against Typholosion the Fire type. Normally a Water type would have the advantage but the dual Ice type proves to be a disadvantage since Fire attacks can’t be resisted.
What’s this?! Lady Gaga has used another move. Paparazzi! This cannot be- The Pokémon have turned on their trainers and attacked them. I cannot even begin to describe how unbearable this is to watch.
*squish*
It appears that the battle is over… and the remaining Pokémon have sworn allegiance to Lord Togepi who is… Lord Togepi appears to be using Metronome.
*fizzle*
The… the… the… trainers are coming back to life… Oh my, their limping towards the fallen Quilava… The trainers appear to be…
*heaves*
I do not believe what has just happened… Lord Togepi has turned three trainers into zombies, taken two of their Pokémon under control, and used one for fodder... and the poor Quilava has just reanimated and joined its zombie trainer. I’m publishing a non-grisly photo of the incident on the RSS PokeGear feed.
I urge everyone please turn over all attractive, pretty, delightful, charming, endearing, adorable, sweet, and appealing to Lord Togepi or the death toll will rise even more.
We can only assume that Typholosion and Dewgong must have appealed to Lord Togepi on some level or perhaps they are going to be a part of the Queens wardrobe…
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This has been a live broad cast of PNRS Radio, bringing the breaking news as it happens.
OBEY LORDTOGEPI & VOTE
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