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Elijah Wood


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Hi, I'm a short person. I was in a group of nine (me, my strange friend, a couple of other short guys that didn't do much, a cool old guy, some weird guy that pretty much tried to kill me and sacrifices himself because of it, a guy with a bow, a seasoned warrior, and an aggressive guy that just ran in and tried to beat things up) that was on a quest to defeat some crazed thing with one giant eye that seemed to have a thing for mass-producing armies, sending creepy things to capture us, and using a small round trinket to drain people's souls. Despite having to fight savage beasts, shrieking dragons, and a giant spider thing, and even though our group got split and some died, in the end we won.

 

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I hate you so much.

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So true. 9 was such a letdown.

I am now lacerating your extremities with a broken plastic spatula.

I accept this as a threat. I must, regrettably, break you.

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