Denatured Protein Follicles!
Okay, so you know that 'fro I had at Brickfair? And it was all curly and poofy and stuff? Well, the other night I was just chilling in this lounge and playing Apples to Apples with some cool people when the female elements of the group started saying things like "oh, we should straighten Ean's hair" and "plug it in over here!" Next thing I know I'm trapped in a chair as two or three girls attack my hair with two straighteners. Escape would have involved tearing chunks out of my scalp, so I was forced to remain there until the deed was done.
Mind, this is after some rain got on it. When I first saw my perfectly straight hair, I seriously tweaked something in my gut from laughing so hard. I hope it doesn't mean I'm going to die.
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