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This Is How You'll Survive The Zombie Apocalypse


Xaeraz

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The last weapon you used in a videogame is now your only weapon. The last person you saw on TV is now your companion. The last car you saw on the road is your escape vehicle.

 

I got the M-451 Firestorm (it's a flamethrower) as my weapon, Eli from Stargate Universe as my companion, and a Prius as my vehicle.

 

You?

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I don't play Videogames. In fact, it's probably been like years since I went near one.

 

My family doesn't have a TV. I haven't been near/watched one for at least a month.

 

I haven't been on the road for a good while because of icy and dangerous conditions.

 

So um, yeah?

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I lol'd.

 

 

Last gun was some assault rifle from Alpha Protocol, I don't remember the last character I saw, nor last vehicle.

 

argh can't use color because of quoting brickeens

seriously what happened?

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I don't play Videogames. In fact, it's probably been like years since I went near one.

 

My family doesn't have a TV. I haven't been near/watched one for at least a month.

 

I haven't been on the road for a good while because of icy and dangerous conditions.

 

So um, yeah?

Well you're pretty much dead then. =|

 

I lol'd.

 

 

Last gun was some assault rifle from Alpha Protocol, I don't remember the last character I saw, nor last vehicle.

 

argh can't use color because of quoting brickeens

seriously what happened?

You are slightly less likely to die.

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I don't play Videogames. In fact, it's probably been like years since I went near one.

 

My family doesn't have a TV. I haven't been near/watched one for at least a month.

 

I haven't been on the road for a good while because of icy and dangerous conditions.

 

So um, yeah?

Well you're pretty much dead then. =|

But in theory, if I went and played some videogames, watched some TV, and went out on the roads for a bit, I'd be fine?

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Last weapon in a video game: Ultra ball.

Last person I saw on TV: that guy with the white mustache from American Chopper.

Last vehicle I saw on the road: a truck.

 

I'm doomed, aren't I? :P

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I've got... The basic shotgun from Zombie Master, partnered with Kurt from Glee, and a '97 Toyota Camry.

 

I have a feeling Kurt would get intense during a zombie apocalypse.

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Weapon: Samus's plasma gun

Companion: Some people who got arrested for some crime

Vehicle: Black SUV

 

Sounds okay to me?

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Weapon: Link's sword from Super Smash Bros. Or was it his bow? I rarely play video games so I don't remember.

TV guy: Some expert on secret societies.

Vehicle: Cable service truck.

 

...

 

Useful bunch, maybe?

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So I'll be armed with a Yu-Gi-Oh duel disk, paired up with Jeff Davis from Whose Line, in a Smart Car...

 

Unless the zombies are duel monsters or will be willing to challenge me to a children's card game, I might as well cover my flesh in barbecue sauce right now.

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Last weapon in a video game: Ultra ball.

Last person I saw on TV: that guy with the white mustache from American Chopper.

Last vehicle I saw on the road: a truck.

 

I'm doomed, aren't I? :P

Find the biggest zombie you can and capture it!

 

I've got... The basic shotgun from Zombie Master, partnered with Kurt from Glee, and a '97 Toyota Camry.

 

I have a feeling Kurt would get intense during a zombie apocalypse.

This man is actually pretty prepared.

 

Weapon: Samus's plasma gun

Companion: Some people who got arrested for some crime

Vehicle: Black SUV

 

Sounds okay to me?

Chols is very fortunate.

 

Weapon: Link's sword from Super Smash Bros. Or was it his bow? I rarely play video games so I don't remember.

TV guy: Some expert on secret societies.

Vehicle: Cable service truck.

 

...

 

Useful bunch, maybe?

Also a lucky man

 

So I'll be armed with a Yu-Gi-Oh duel disk, paired up with Jeff Davis from Whose Line, in a Smart Car...

 

Unless the zombies are duel monsters or will be willing to challenge me to a children's card game, I might as well cover my flesh in barbecue sauce right now.

Better hope this is a comedy, SPI.

 

My weapon'll be the SC-20K or whatever it's called from the Splinter Cell games, I'll be travelling with Bill Nye, and I'll be drving in a School Bus. O_o

I say we all team up with this man.

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So... Ill be fighting with Mario's fire flower, assited by George Lopez, while driving a rusted white Volkswagon Beetle with a missing hood...

 

Well.. Looks like Ill be in for some fun...

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I get an Assault Rifle from Halo 3.

I'll be accompanied by Walt Kowalski from Gran Torino.

And I get my mom's car. The one that I don't know the model of. But it has a baby car seat in its back seat! 8D

 

I'd say I got a pretty lucky draw. B)

... Up until Walt throws his back out and the car runs out of gas. Then I'm doomed (maybe.) 8D

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My weapon is a shovel from Animal Crossing, my partner is Barry from Pokemon, and my escape car is a lincoln town and country.

Do I live?

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So I'll be armed with a Yu-Gi-Oh duel disk, paired up with Jeff Davis from Whose Line, in a Smart Car...

 

Unless the zombies are duel monsters or will be willing to challenge me to a children's card game, I might as well cover my flesh in barbecue sauce right now.

 

They still have Whose Line reruns on? :P I know you can watch then on the Video Site, but on TV?

 

Anyways, I have either some random Mario Kart or New Super Mario Bros. weapon, Padmé Amidala (from the newest episode of the Clone Wars), and I'm pretty sure there was a SUV on the road (after I got out of the car). I have no idea about which car when I was on the road, though...

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Okay

 

A Dreadnought from Dawn of War

 

Haven't watched TV for the past few months, but probably Hutton from leverage

 

And, uh, any car I guess?

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