Sappin' My Birthday
Traditionally, this is the time of year when I make a blog entry that is so obscure that few people actually figure out what I'm getting at (here's lookin' at you, Turakii).
Well, not this year folks. This year is different. Today I am twenty and one.
Since this particular birthday is such a big deal, there's gonna be some demands made and met by me and you guys respectively.
First of, I'd like to thank the other 93 people who have joined the True Fans of Bionicle Club. I was expecting a very few people to sign up actually and--
What's that? You haven't joined? Well get your butt over there and do it, bub! After that, advertise it to the world! Make entries in your blogs! Put it in your signature! Tweet the heck out of it! Key the url into your best friend's car door! C'mon, people, we've only got two days left to hit 100 by the end of the year!
Now that that's outta the way, everybody who has Team Fortress 2 is required to idle until they get a hat drop! If they don't get a hat drop, they must idle until they have enough weapon drops to craft a hat! Then they must give that hat to me! C'mon, people! You wouldn't want the birthday boy to go HATLESS, would you!?
And another thing! Xaeraz spent hard-earned money (I hope) to get me a Christmas present this year! In return, I wrote him a fantastic comedy which nobody else read! SHAME ON YOU ALL. Before you do anything else, go read it now!
Well, things are finally looking up! You people are finally starting to look like men! But there is still one thing left we must do. After all, I am 21 today and you know what that means!
YOU! Yeah, I'm pointing at you!
GET ME A GATORADE!
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