
Your Honor,
Emperor Kraggh

Yo listen up, here's the legend
About a Vorox set who lived in the tan world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is is just tan like him
Inside and outside
Tan his hands with the tan little stinger and there's still more yet
Introduce a little tan to your shelf
Cause classic "stone" is back to glisten
I'm tan
Da ba dee da ba die
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I'm tan
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I roam the tan sands where the raw wind blows
Tan is the hue of the armor I wear
Tan is the color of the waterless land
Greg gave me a girlfriend, and she is so tan
Tan are the Vorox here that roam around
Tan's elemental, I'll take it pride
Tan looks like sand to good degree
Tan is the essence of what makes me me
I'm tan
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba dee da ba die
I'm tan
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba dee da ba die
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I have a tan foot with tan colored toes
Tan is the hue of the helmet I wear
Tan isn't all but its design get fans
I still want a girlfriend, and we'd be so tan
Tan are the Zesk who like to play around
Tan looks so sandy, and that's what I am
Tan is so perfect for my vibrancy
Tan is the essence of what makes me me
I'm tan
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba dee da ba die
I'm tan
Da ba dee da ba die
Da ba dee da ba die
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I was walking down the aisles of Wal*Mart
When my eyes beheld a joyous art
LEGO seemed to hear our cries
I can't believe my very eyes
They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!
The Monster Gresh! He's coolness in the flesh!
They did the Gresh! Those colors really mesh!
They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!
From the Arena Magna where he fights with beasts
To the Roxtus tribe where you'd expect him the least
They say he's traveling the champion's road
And he'll show off his moves in his attack mode
They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!
The Monster Gresh! He's coolness in the flesh!
They did the Gresh! Those colors really mesh!
They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!
The critics were on the run
To Bonesiii he's number one
The set is quite attractive
There's nothing much to shun
His colors are flawless and are perfectly sound
He's perfectly elemental all around
The leafy shield makes the set come alive
It splits into swords, the coolest of knives
They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!
The Monster Gresh! He's coolness in the flesh!
They did the Gresh! Those colors really mesh!
They did the Gresh! They did the Monster Gresh!
The appropriate use of Tahu's leg things
Is on his shoulders, creativity rings!
He's probably on most everybody's list
And he says, "Whatever happened to the haters who always hissed?"
It's now the Gresh! It's now the Monster Gresh!
The Monster Gresh! And it's thrill in the flesh!
It's now the Gresh! Those colors really mesh!
It's now the Gresh! It's now the Monster Gresh!
Now everything's cool with his Thornax in hand
And he's smarter than most out in the sand
For you, the old guards, this set was meant too
When you get to Wal*Mart tell them Kraggh has sent you
Then you can Gresh! You'll get the Monster Gresh!
The Monster Gresh! And play with thrill in the flesh!
Then you can Gresh! You'll see his hues indeed mesh!
Then you can Gresh! Then get the Monster Gresh!
The Monster Gresh!
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*Thump thump thud!*
*Thump thump thud!*
*Thump thump thud!*
*Thump thump thud!*
*Thump thump thud!*
*Thump thump thud!*
Icy as the south pole making heads role
With a mighty ax that we'll remember someday
And he wins first place
The set will race
Off the shelves with inhuman pace
We will we will STRAKK YOU!
We will we will STRAKK YOU!
Bloody Glatorian, hard man
Shouting with that ax to pound someday
So he takes first place
And hearts will race
The Strakk put a smile back onto your face
We will we will STRAKK YOU!
We will we will STRAKK YOU!
Ugly little hunched man, big man
But is that the Inika Torso used the creative way?
It puts him in first place
The set will race
Unlike past sets he ain't a disgrace!
We will we will STRAKK YOU!
We will we will STRAKK YOU!
We will we will STRAKK YOU!
We will we will STRAKK YOU!
I've played my doom
Time after time
I've fought with fury
In this desolate climb
And bad mistakes
There's only few
I thank the designers for the praise that I face
And I'm thanking you
We are Glatorians, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till Bionicle ends
We are Glatorians
We are Glatorians
No time for losers
'Cause we are Glatorians
Of the Ice
I've taken my bows
I thank you all
You've brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
Except a Skrall
Yet behind all my poses
I have virtues
I'll make you pay before I save your face
And I wont' take empty woos
We are Glatorians, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - -till Bionicle ends
We are Glatorians
We are Glatorians
No time for losers
'Cause we are Glatorians...
Of the world
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I want a Skrall!
(yeah yeah!)
I want a Skrall!
I want a Skrall!
And I want it now!
Faster and stronger than the average chunk of meat
They rule the arena with might none can meet
There's no time for naming if Tuma has doubt
In your stance in danger when the fighting breaks out
They are the masters at roughhouse play
They'll make themselves the winners, move out of their way
I want a Skrall!
I want a Skrall!
I want a Skrall!
And I want it now!
I want a Skrall!
I want a Skrall!
I want a Skrall!
And I want it now!
Listen all Glatorians, do you here that sound?
They've got a game plan, they're going to pound you to the ground
They're hunchbacks, which suites me fine
Nothing on this set lacks, 'cause Bionicle's in its prime
They have a torso that gives us proof
We're getting creative and no longer goofed
I want a Skrall!
(get a Skrall!)
I want a Skrall!
I want a Skrall!
And I want it Now!
I want a Skrall!
(Yes, I want a Skrall!)
I want a Skrall!
I want a Skrall!
And I want it now!
They're the clan who can take their time
And yet they never fall behind
(do you hear me?)
Not the tribe for compromise
Their awesome shields will get them buys
So we're loving the Skrall (yes we're loving the Skrall)
And we're buying the Skrall (and we're buying the Skrall)
Ain't much we're asking if you want the truth
These sets will sell well, even to the fanbase youth (to the fanbase to the fanbase youth)
I want a Skrall!
I want a Skrall!
I want a Skrall!
And I want it now!
I want a Skrall!
(yeah yeah yeah)
I want a Skrall!
I want a Skrall!
And I want it now!
I want it!
Now!
I want it! I want it!



















