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Largest Mersenne Prime Found

Posted by Waffles , Feb 05 2013 · 89 views

2^57885161-1 is the 48th Mersenne Prime!

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My two cents on recent evens

Posted by Waffles , Sep 17 2012 · 137 views

I threw two pennies at the embassy burnings but the fires aren't going out :eek:

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Daleks

Posted by Waffles , Sep 17 2012 · 89 views

Daleks don't hate us, they simply disagree with us regarding our existence.

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Virbleton Moosely

Posted by Waffles , Sep 17 2012 · 63 views

I'm overjoyed about the response to the sympathy thread. I think you guys will be happy to know that hopefully FM will be okay by the end of the week.

Also, this thread is dedicated to those who are completely ignorant of Constitution Day.

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Dear Cubs Fans

Posted by Waffles , Sep 16 2012 · 140 views

The last time the Cubs won the World Series the Ottoman Empire was an existence.

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Asylum of the Daleks

Posted by Waffles , Sep 01 2012 · 78 views

SO YES

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Wat

Posted by Waffles , Aug 20 2012 · 133 views

wat

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Soul of the Mark Three Beast

Posted by Waffles , Aug 11 2012 · 76 views

That's one of the saddest stories I've ever read.... ;_;

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Sumiki

Posted by Waffles , Aug 06 2012 · 213 views

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:02 PM
Hello Sumiki, how are you?

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:06 PM
Fine, though a bit tired from the BrickFair madness. I saw you on Skype a few times, though - that was cool.
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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:06 PM
Really? You should go on Skype more.

Do you enjoy poetry?

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:21 PM
It's just a yes or no question. But perhaps it's too vague.

Do you like poems delivered by messengers?

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:25 PM
wait hold on what I typed a reply but it never sent I am not good with BZPower

Pablo showed me the poem today and I lolwatted the entire way through.

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:28 PM
What?

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Perhaps we can totally not discuss this hypothetical poem in Skype.

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:31 PM
I can only assume this is some sort of prank, unless Pablo's poem had nothing to do with you and it's just an odd coincidence or something.

Also I'm on a semi-old laptop that can't really handle Skype, but I'll be home tomorrow and should be online then. After all, I have some hilarious/disturbing GIFs of Pablo to make.

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:36 PM
I'd love to get access to those GIFs, if I could.

I think you should share this hypothetical poem with the concrete and all-too-real Brickeens. Now keep in mind, this is all a coincidence. Yup, just a coincidence that the day you are given a mysterious poem you are approached my a long-lost weirdo who brings up the topic of poetry. Just a coincidence.

Tomorrow might be a good day to discuss this hypothetical poem, but feel free to ask any questions about it in this PM conversation. Not that I would know anything about it.

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:37 PM
I don't know why you're pretending not to know anything about this poem when there's obviously some connection to it

but Brickeens was in the same line as we were and saw a bit of the poem; he lolwatted as hard as I did

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:40 PM
I know nothing I tell you.

NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING

Don't even think of posting this PM convo on your blog, or interpreting this as reverse psychology.

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:41 PM
okay, when did you go all philosophical-like on me

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:44 PM
IM NOT BEING PHILOSOPHICAL I AM A DESPERATE PERSON AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO ARISTOTLE IS

I AM NOT RELATED TO THIS OR YOUR HYPOTHETICAL POEM OR PABLO OR YOU OR BRICKEENS OR ARISTOTLE

perhaps I'll be saner tomorrow in skype chat

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:46 PM
From what I understand, you most likely won't be.

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:49 PM
no

you see, i want help

Sumiki, please help me. Just ask me any questions you might have about.... what happened today, and I'll try to answer them. I'll do my best.

actually no

Well you can, just not any "critical" questions, like "What is this all about?".

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:50 PM
what is this madness

where's harvey dent

do you dream about farm animals

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:55 PM
Sumiki. Sumiki. You're not mad. This is serious.

He's in the trunk of the car.

They dream about me.

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:56 PM
no, they have nightmares about you

because you are the human waffle

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 04:58 PM
STÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖP IT

i was almost improving

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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 05:00 PM
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Sent Aug 06 2012 - 05:04 PM
That's it, I'm posting this in my blog. Your conduct is inexcusable. This is madness.

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Tommy Wesphall Universe Hypothesis

Posted by Waffles , Aug 06 2012 · 106 views

So, according to the theory, about 90% of television shows all exist in the mind of one autistic child. Look it up, you mind will be blown.

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Chol's ...

Posted by Waffles , Aug 06 2012 · 57 views

[8/5/2012 4:57:11 PM] Waffles: CUZ KRAAGH SAY I'M HIS TRUE LOVE
[8/5/2012 4:57:18 PM] Waffles: WHICH IS WEIRD
[8/5/2012 4:57:37 PM] JWolf: nah he just loves my body
[8/5/2012 4:57:40 PM] JWolf: which is also weird
[8/5/2012 4:57:56 PM] Waffles: > nah he just loves my body
[8/5/2012 4:58:08 PM] Waffles: lemme think about that for a second...
[8/5/2012 5:08:40 PM] JWolf: you're thinking about my body for a second
[8/5/2012 5:08:45 PM] JWolf: :|
[8/5/2012 5:08:52 PM] Waffles: no
[8/5/2012 5:09:05 PM] Waffles: you're thinking that i'm thinking about your body
[8/5/2012 5:09:16 PM] Waffles: or rather, you're wishing that i'm thinking about your body
[8/5/2012 5:09:34 PM] Waffles: i'm thinking that kraagh is thinking about your body

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Who Saw Me

Posted by Waffles , Aug 05 2012 · 125 views

Thanks to the power of internet and demonic possession, I was able to take over Chol's body and wreak havoc at BrickFair while wearing really cool hats and a mask.

WHO SAW ME AND PLEASE TELL ME HOW THAT EXPERIENCE CHANGED YOUR LIFE FOREVER

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The Public

Posted by Waffles , Aug 04 2012 · 93 views

[8:36:38 PM] Waffles: yeah
[8:36:43 PM] Waffles: the public is ravenous
[8:36:49 PM] Waffles: they only like fresh meat
[8:37:05 PM] Waffles: so make sure to not bathe during bf to give the impression of rot

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Project: Gata

Posted by Waffles , Aug 04 2012 · 153 views

What we need to do is deliver Gata to BrickFair next year. We need to sort out what transportation to use, and how to get it.

Suggestions?

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Wonderful Steam

Posted by Waffles , Aug 02 2012 · 107 views

Oh wonderful wonderful Steam!
Oh wonderful wonderful Steam!
Oh your games and your sales and communities too!
Oh wonderful wonderful Steam!
Oh wonderful wonderful Steam!
Oh wonderful wonderful Steam, it will set you free!
Oh wonderful wonderful Steam!

Actually not.

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