That is all.
Five days since you laughed at me,
Saying "Get that together, come back and see me!"
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
You'll think you're looking at Aqua Man
I summon fish to the dish; although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the Sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake
I like vanilla it's the finest of the flavours!
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know the vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver!
What in the name of all that is good are you guys talking about?!
I have the tendancy to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me,
Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees!
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon
But it'll still be two days 'til you say you're sorry!
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
Like Sting I'm Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy!
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films; okay I don't make films,
But if I did, they'd have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with the tiny nubs,
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
'CAUSE THE CARTOON HAS GOT THE BOOM
ANIME BABES
THAT MAKE ME THINK THE WRONG THING

Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? You soon will.
I have a history of losing my shirt...
Dropped your arms to the side and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you, and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do!"









SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
COCKED YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SAID "I'M ANGRY"