My McToran army will rise

Rise they may, but they will be crushed by my army of functioning shoulder joints!

That's only if your army can make it past a badly-aimed volley of small, lightweight plastic frisbees.

You got no chance, buddy.

Oh yeah? Fear my completely ridiculous hammer-claw thing with a ball THAT DOESN'T EVEN ROLL.

YOUR MOVE BRO

TWO WORDS:

sideburns

Next time you better check yourself before you wreck yourself

oh now you done it

my crew is gonna shuffle over there on their laterally rotating footlegthings and give your ankles a beating you'll never forget

Try and reach them first! My men can just fall over backwards away!

Man I wish I'd known you were looking for parts- at Cascade they had a vendor with eight giant trashbags full of loose BIONICLE parts, and there were so very very many McToran feet in them. Those alone probably would have helped you!

Also I got you a Tahu sword and replaced it for you. I also bought a few more if you want extras? They were like a grand total of four cents altogether.

Man I wish I'd known you were looking for parts- at Cascade they had a vendor with eight giant trashbags full of loose BIONICLE parts, and there were so very very many McToran feet in them. Those alone probably would have helped you!

 

Also I got you a Tahu sword and replaced it for you. I also bought a few more if you want extras? They were like a grand total of four cents altogether.

Actually, the feet seem like the easiest thing to come by since they were also used for the Bohrok Va and the '03 Matoran (I already had a few from my Va collection).  The biggest issue is finding matching sets of right arm + torso + left arm.  The plan is to check out the vendors at BF NE to see if they have anything relevant, preferably full sets below BrickLink price.

As for the sword, thanks a bunch for that.  And no, I shouldn't need any more, since I already have four coming my way in one of the orders.  The guy had quite a few 2001-era weapons, so I got several that I've wanted/lost/broken over the years.

I'm with Bfahome on this one.

Mctoran> '03 matoran

I'm with Bfahome on this one.

 

Mctoran> '03 matoran

u wanna go punk

You're on.

We'll disassemble your matoran with our poorly designed, non-symmetric hands!

NOT THE HANDS! HOWEVER WILL WE ESCAPE!

OH, IF ONLY WE HAD LEGS THAT ACTUALLY BENT AND LET US WAL-oh wait.

:|

But we can slap people using the magical powers of POTENTIAL ENERGY and SPRINGY, DISPROPORTIONATE ARMS!

Pleeeeease. Gear functions, boy.

You know you cannot continue this for long before you are defeated by my cuteness.

The only thing cute about you is that you think you can win against the superior set c:

look at me im a superior set because i have big toothed wheels sticking out of my neck

look my upper body rotates

am i cool yet guys

guys

"Look at me, I'm a hunk of plastic that moves in two places! I'm soooooooo coooooool!"

Ahem.  Four places.