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Pokemon

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Nov 06 2010 · 25 views

How does one escape the addiction!? HOW!?

Even all my Bionicle drawings always end up with a Pikachu in them... ;.;


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A Poemy Thing

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Sep 12 2010 · 30 views

Long, long ago, in a happy little town
There was a happy street with a happy little house
And in that house's lawn there was a bunch of ground
And above all that ground was some sky and clouds

But these clouds were unusual; they loved to dance and sing
And nibble people's rooftops and steal shoelace strings
And change the rhyming pattern for poor members' rhymes
So the writer had to work harder to think up the next line

So the writer grabbed a skillet and left the happy house
Shook her fist up at the sky and shouted to those clouds

"You think you'll ruin my rhyme, you puffs!?
You precipitation and rainy stuff!?
I'll change it myself, to show you guys!"
And she hurled her skillet at the sky
Then, grumbling, went back inside
And changed the pattern of her rhyme

"Her rhyme! Her rhyme!"
The clouds all cried
"She changed it without us!?"
They grew so miffed
They howled and hissed
Then, suddenly, blew up

So now the clouds are gone at last
Sure, maybe it never rains
And maybe the lawn's full of dying grass
And the neighbors are back again
And people are pounding on my door
Waving pitchforks and sharpish things
Shouting, "What did you do that for!?"
My petunias! My garden! My weeds!"
And everytime I step outside
They throw vegetables at me
But at least shoelaces are safe again
And my poem is cloud-free!

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Super Mario Brothers 2

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Aug 28 2010 · 29 views

I'm addicted to it.

Sadly for the character I choose to play as, I spend most of my time walking over edges by mistake.





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Why You Shouldn't Change Your Avatar/banner Theme

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Aug 13 2010 · 28 views

Because you might think you have to report some uppity little whippersnapper for stealing your art and having the audacity to repost it, complete with the same topic title and your exact text.

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And then you'll realize the poster was in fact still you, just with a different avatar.

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And you will feel very, very stupid. biggrin.gif


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Kingdom Bound 2010

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Aug 06 2010 · 29 views

That's where I was. Instead of here.

The positive: Seeing Skillet, Tobymac, and Superchic[K] live

The negative: Having no access to BZP for four days just as I was getting caught up from the last time I couldn't get on the computer ;.;

Darnit, Real Life! Stop interfering with my computer access! >=O Nobody needs you anyways!


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Mew?

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Jul 21 2010 · 29 views

So a little while ago I blogged about my collection of paper Pokemonz...

Now my party is complete.




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Free Blogs!

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Jul 20 2010 · 23 views

Since it's BZP's anniversary and everyone gets a free week of Premiership, that means we each get to have a blog of our very own for a whole week! =D This is so exciting! You'll be hearing from me lots, guys, 'cause I can't let it go to waste! And then there are these shiny, shiny images under the avatars! They're so pretty! And polls! I need to make a poll right away! I need to make ten! But most importantly...


FREE BLOGS ALL AROUND!


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WOOHOO!

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What? lookaround.gif Can't Premiers get excited too?


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Pokemon Beating The Snot Out Of Each Other

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Jul 18 2010 · 39 views



So what do those trainers do during the battle, anyways? Just stare blankly as their beloved pets they've put so much care into raising beat each other to a pulp? Or do they actually enjoy watching?

I had to take a picture of this because it didn't fit on my scanner bed, so the quality isn't as good as I'd like... D=

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Capitalization And Punctuation

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Jul 13 2010 · 31 views

Are they, like, uncool or something now? o_O Because their absence is becoming more and more prevalent among members... especially when it comes to periods.

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It's Story Time, Kids!

Posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer , Jul 09 2010 · 25 views

Once upon a time, some lunatic wanted to find a way to both torture kids with the promise of a gratifying end result, and to get tons of money from the kids' parents (or insurance companies) simultaneously.

Having ruled out kidnapping and holding for ransom (due to the police apparently frowning upon it), he brainstormed and pondered for days until, finally, it occurred to him, "Hey... lots of kids have crooked teeth!"

And very soon afterward, he became the first orthodontist.


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A Lifetime Of Gratitude

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Name: Christie
Userame: Turakii #1 Lavasurfer
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  • 2rokky
  • TurKitty
  • Tury
  • Turi
  • Turk
  • Tukululu
  • T#1L
  • Turkey
  • Turkey Eye
  • Turkey Lady
  • Turaks
  • T-Gal
  • Turkii I
  • Rakii
  • The Lavasurfer
  • Dearestdarlingshnuffymuggleturkiikinz
  • Traks
  • Ruyrkoo
  • Rury
  • hey you
Temperament: Phlegmatic/Sanguine with Melancholy traits
Age: Eighteen... nearly a zombie
Status: Toa Lhikan Hordika's girlfriend
Power level: Pokemon master!
Ancestry: 25% German, 25% Polish, 25% Italian, 13% English, 12% Irish
Adores: Goth/emo styles
Current goal: Glomping as many BZPers as possible
Favorite games: Metroid: Prime Hunters, Halo 3, Portal, Final Fantasy 3, Chocobo Tales
Themesong: A Day Late by Anberlin
Rarely changing quote: But I gave it to the peach... 'cause he's got hair.

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