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Lend Me Your Prophecies!

Posted by Disky , Nov 10 2011 · 24 views

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So I have been dead the past week or two because of the moving... my house hasn't had internet. I expect to get it back tonight, but who knows.

But right now, I would like you all to provide me with some nice prophecies. Yesterday during a fire drill at school, my friend and I discussed how random numbers like to call our cell phones. Sometimes it's an advertisement, or a bunch of beeps, or actual humans. So we decided that if an actual person that we don't know calls us, we would tell them a random prophecy.

Lo and behold, a random person actually called me five minutes later on the drill. So, rather rushed, my friend told me to say "The sky will fall." So I did.

But I need much more awesome prophecies for next time. Make them up, take them from pop culture (Bionicle prophecies? The best.), whatever.




"on the longest day of the thousandth year the stars will aid in [The Mare in the Moon's] escape, and she will bring about nighttime eternal"
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I-I Am N-n-Not D-Ddude
Nov 10 2011 11:30 AM
"If you spend all day calling random people you have no life." =P
If I were you, I wouldn't waste time with prophecies and actually move on to awesome insults.

"You've got a brain, but it hasn't reached your head."
"Jump into the sea and pull a wave over your head."

Alternatively, awesome curses:

"Break a leg and lose your crutch."
"May you spend the best part of your day sitting on a soft chair ... my dentist's."
"May you be a liar with poor memory."
"Take a nice walk and stumble on a skunk."
or my personal favorite: "May you romp with joy and skip right into a sewer."

I can't think of any decent prophecies.


EDIT: Also, you should totally ask the person "do you dream about farm animals". If they "wat", follow up with "do farm animals dream about you". Then hang up.
In the year 20xx, the sky will fall and create a very interesting explosion that will cause random calls to start throughout time and space. This is being fulfilled even as we speak.

=D

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