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Need Michael Bay's Email Address

Posted by Cederak , Feb 13 2013 · 115 views

So I was thinking again about my casual musing that Michael Bay should slap his name on a cologne (because, let's be honest, his name is already tied to some pretty disappointing stuff) simply called "Explosions - by Michael Bay." I can only imagine it would have a powerful scent, with a hint of gunpowder and a dash of all the special effects Mr. Bay could include in a single spritz. Maybe there'll be robot aliens (alien robots?) for some reason too, who knows. I'm just passively interested in pitching him this idea someday, because I'm pretty sure it'll still turn out better than "Revenge of the Fallen" did. :P
 
-Ced




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GSR
Feb 13 2013 01:01 PM
Exclusively modeled by Shia LaBeouf.
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EmperorWhenua
Feb 13 2013 01:50 PM

And a dash of motor oil.

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The Inquisitive Automaton
Feb 13 2013 02:14 PM

If you accidentally inhale it, it'll leave the distinct aftertaste of a bitter fanbase's tears.

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Lyichir
Feb 13 2013 04:54 PM

How do you know what alien robots/robot aliens smell like?

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You Probably Have The Wrong Address

No? You're actually looking for Cederak? Formerly Toa Cederak? Oh, you don't remember me having that name? Well, that's for the best.

What can I say here that can't be found in my profile? Or rather, what do I want to say here that can't be found in my profile? I could've copy/pasted the "About Me" section here, but if you go ahead and click that profile link just above, you'll notice it's the only dark blue text on the page. Unless there's blue text in some advertisement that loads when you click the link. That is, unfortunately, out of my hands. Besides, what's a little effort on your part to check my profile? Labor builds character, or so I've heard. If anything, it's made me more than a little cynical at times. Hey wait, cynicism is a character trait!

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