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Why Rob could never be a video game critic
Posted by
Janus
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Oct 02 2012
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Mass Effect Video Games Critic Life
Rob: I'ma boot up Mass Effect for the first time ever, but all I'ma do is make a character.
*Boots up Mass Effect and starts creating Commander Joan Shepard*
AN HOUR LATER.
Rob: I am satisfied with this thing I do.
*Clicks on accept*
Rob: WHOA GAME STARTS RIGHT AWAY? Kind of a boring cutscene, though.
*First dialogue option comes up*
Rob: WHOA THAT WASN'T A CUTSCENE WOW.
*Answers first two dialogue options, begins walking down the hall of the Normandy*
Rob: OMG BEST GAME EVAR.
*Boots up Mass Effect and starts creating Commander Joan Shepard*
AN HOUR LATER.
Rob: I am satisfied with this thing I do.
*Clicks on accept*
Rob: WHOA GAME STARTS RIGHT AWAY? Kind of a boring cutscene, though.
*First dialogue option comes up*
Rob: WHOA THAT WASN'T A CUTSCENE WOW.
*Answers first two dialogue options, begins walking down the hall of the Normandy*
Rob: OMG BEST GAME EVAR.
