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Mass Defect 3: Your Hero, Ladies and Gentlemen
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Janus
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Jan 07 2013
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Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2 and 3 more...
Ladies and gentlemen--may I introduce you to....
COMMANDER WENGLESTUMP SPARKLEPANTS SHEPARD (Or Wenglestum for short. Because character limits are no fun)
ANYHOW our new found commander is on board the Normandy SR-1, the highest techest piece of space shippery this side of the galaxy. And he hears twoPEONS I mean crew members talking about the Spectre aboard their ship. More specifically he hears the navigator talking about how only a fool believes the official story.
HOW WILL WENGLESTUM RESPOND:
1. I agree - Agree with the navigator that something doesn't feel right
2. You're overreacting - maintain that cool demeanor that you might be well known for if you are known for that.
3. Cut the Chatter! - SHOW HIM WHO IS BOSS.
"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn"
"If you can't say something nice--you're probably at the icescapades."
COMMANDER WENGLESTUMP SPARKLEPANTS SHEPARD (Or Wenglestum for short. Because character limits are no fun)
ANYHOW our new found commander is on board the Normandy SR-1, the highest techest piece of space shippery this side of the galaxy. And he hears two
HOW WILL WENGLESTUM RESPOND:
1. I agree - Agree with the navigator that something doesn't feel right
2. You're overreacting - maintain that cool demeanor that you might be well known for if you are known for that.
3. Cut the Chatter! - SHOW HIM WHO IS BOSS.
"Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn"
"If you can't say something nice--you're probably at the icescapades."
