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I Think A Candy Egg Hatched
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Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons
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Apr 09 2012
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So I was rummaging through my surprisingly still full Easter basket, and I found a fragment of a candy egg. So I searched for the rest of it to throw away, so that horrible Easter grass stuff wouldn't get stuck to it.
And it was hollow. Completely hollow.
I am now searching for the chocolate bird I've always dreamed of. I suspect it will have hot fudge blood, marshmallow eyes and candy corn claws.
If I resist the urge to eat it immediately, I'll sell it to be cloned for millions of dollars and the rights to two of it's children so I can breed my own.
And it was hollow. Completely hollow.
I am now searching for the chocolate bird I've always dreamed of. I suspect it will have hot fudge blood, marshmallow eyes and candy corn claws.
If I resist the urge to eat it immediately, I'll sell it to be cloned for millions of dollars and the rights to two of it's children so I can breed my own.
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